"Hey wiretap with camera dont look now im going to walk past you naked. So dont look. Are you not looking? Good, dont look. Because im naked. And i dont want my internet connected always on camera that sends stuff to the internet to look at me and send stuff to the internet. Because im naked. So dont look at me autonomous wiretap."
But now I just have to tell my TV what to do, instead of pushing a button! THAT'S SO FUCKING MINDBLOWINGLY COOL. You get to feel like a king and arrogantly boss your electronics around! HOW COOL IS THAT? OKAY GOOGLE, GET ME A HOOKER!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
thats the thing tho. These things, on their own, really are fucking cool.
the fact that it is that way solely for people to collect information about you non stop is not.
i dont believe in this horseshit 5g is for miiiiiiiiiiiiind controoooooooooooooooool maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan conspiracy theory. Like i say fucking repeatedly, open your mind but not so far as your brains fall out. Why? Because while idiots are arguing over whether or not 5g mobile networks will allow the government to mind control people, law enforcement agencies will be able to take close to instant real time copies of your entire fucking internet connected devices at will without you knowing and without having to set there for hours and hours on end hoping like fuck you dont turn off your computer, the connection doesnt drop, or the person who theyre investigating doesnt get wise to it and invoke the law
Fucksakes people get so fixated on the goddamn utterly ridiculous shit that basic rights are absolutely shat on on a regular basis and people are too fucking thick to notice. Its like england man, the place us utterly fucked and no one says a word, but one unpopular call from a fucking soccer referee and half the country is in fucking flames....
I'm really drunk. Every so often, I go through old(er) posts. You seem cool. So I'll word-vomit the rest of that scenario, to you now: simply because you asked for it. Enjoy...
NO HOOKER! NO HOOKER!!
> Would you like me to cancel your appointment with: HOOKER?
OH MY GOD, YES. WAIT... JUST.... NO HOOKER.
> You do not have an appointment with, "NO HOOKER".
> "THANK you..."
> "Estimated time of prostitute arrival in, 21 minutes...
NO! NO! STOP! NO HOOKER! STOP THE HOOKER! I REFUSE PROSTITUTE! REFUSE! REFUSE! GODDAMNIT GET RID OF THE FUCKING HOOKER!
> Searching: "how to dispose of a dead hooker..."
NO! NO! WHAT THE F... NO. NO DEAD HOOKERS! GOOGLE! STOP IT! STOP KILLING... AAAAAAAAAAAAH! HOW DO I STOP AN APPOINTMENT?
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i_scream_trucks ago
"Hey wiretap with camera dont look now im going to walk past you naked. So dont look. Are you not looking? Good, dont look. Because im naked. And i dont want my internet connected always on camera that sends stuff to the internet to look at me and send stuff to the internet. Because im naked. So dont look at me autonomous wiretap."
TwitterBannedIt ago
This television may record audio to better "provide services".
i_scream_trucks ago
that would require me to buy a tv with a microphone in it with internet access. which i dont have.
i have a laptop with a microphone installed in it. It is removed from the motherboard. As is the camera.
TheTrigger ago
But now I just have to tell my TV what to do, instead of pushing a button! THAT'S SO FUCKING MINDBLOWINGLY COOL. You get to feel like a king and arrogantly boss your electronics around! HOW COOL IS THAT? OKAY GOOGLE, GET ME A HOOKER!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
i_scream_trucks ago
thats the thing tho. These things, on their own, really are fucking cool.
the fact that it is that way solely for people to collect information about you non stop is not.
i dont believe in this horseshit 5g is for miiiiiiiiiiiiind controoooooooooooooooool maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan conspiracy theory. Like i say fucking repeatedly, open your mind but not so far as your brains fall out. Why? Because while idiots are arguing over whether or not 5g mobile networks will allow the government to mind control people, law enforcement agencies will be able to take close to instant real time copies of your entire fucking internet connected devices at will without you knowing and without having to set there for hours and hours on end hoping like fuck you dont turn off your computer, the connection doesnt drop, or the person who theyre investigating doesnt get wise to it and invoke the law
Fucksakes people get so fixated on the goddamn utterly ridiculous shit that basic rights are absolutely shat on on a regular basis and people are too fucking thick to notice. Its like england man, the place us utterly fucked and no one says a word, but one unpopular call from a fucking soccer referee and half the country is in fucking flames....
carlip ago
No no keep going
TheTrigger ago
I'm really drunk. Every so often, I go through old(er) posts. You seem cool. So I'll word-vomit the rest of that scenario, to you now: simply because you asked for it. Enjoy...
NO HOOKER! NO HOOKER!!
> Would you like me to cancel your appointment with: HOOKER?
OH MY GOD, YES. WAIT... JUST.... NO HOOKER.
> You do not have an appointment with, "NO HOOKER".
> "THANK you..."
> "Estimated time of prostitute arrival in, 21 minutes...
NO! NO! STOP! NO HOOKER! STOP THE HOOKER! I REFUSE PROSTITUTE! REFUSE! REFUSE! GODDAMNIT GET RID OF THE FUCKING HOOKER!
> Searching: "how to dispose of a dead hooker..."
NO! NO! WHAT THE F... NO. NO DEAD HOOKERS! GOOGLE! STOP IT! STOP KILLING... AAAAAAAAAAAAH! HOW DO I STOP AN APPOINTMENT?
> You kill the hooker, John... duh...
Uhhhh....
QuickMafs ago
Too late they already gave it your address
TwitterBannedIt ago
If it wasn't a tranny, wouldn't sound too bad.
The dongs a dealbreaker tho.
QuickMafs ago
A Somali? Are you kidding? I don’t don’t want those things anywhere near my neighboring countries nevermind in my house
TwitterBannedIt ago
I'm still more concerned about the dong.
QuickMafs ago
Look as long as it looks like a girl it having a dick is still better than it being a nigger