Cancer is what god gave humans cause that dumb slut ate the apple. It’s like radiation. The apple makes you smart but is also highly toxic. It’s like how superheroes are made.
See it’s actually Adams fault for being a little flamer and never tapping that ass. He probably got horny and “ate” it the same way eve did. Saw her gagging and thought “I wanna try that” Damnit I’m not going back to edit that story. How awesome would it be getting to fuck your kids and cousins? Yea I know but we HAVE to reproduce! God said so that’s why! grins and rolls eyes Come over here and blow daddy till he’s not so stressed out anymore. Yea well call that a platypus. Wtf god did you make that during eves cam show? Hey god next time don’t give me a dick if the vagina doesn’t exist yet. K? Thx dick.
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loltidderkcuf ago
Riiiight, cancer...
Maroonsaint ago
Cancer is what god gave humans cause that dumb slut ate the apple. It’s like radiation. The apple makes you smart but is also highly toxic. It’s like how superheroes are made.
BlueDrache ago
Since apples didn't exist in Sumeria, the "forbidden fruit" is most likely a banana, not an apple.
Maroonsaint ago
See it’s actually Adams fault for being a little flamer and never tapping that ass. He probably got horny and “ate” it the same way eve did. Saw her gagging and thought “I wanna try that” Damnit I’m not going back to edit that story. How awesome would it be getting to fuck your kids and cousins? Yea I know but we HAVE to reproduce! God said so that’s why! grins and rolls eyes Come over here and blow daddy till he’s not so stressed out anymore. Yea well call that a platypus. Wtf god did you make that during eves cam show? Hey god next time don’t give me a dick if the vagina doesn’t exist yet. K? Thx dick.