draaaak ago

It's probably a fake hand, used either because Oprah's arm was too fat and/or short to reach around Reese's waist, or because her hands are hideous.

The fakeness of the hand is more obvious in this shot

Nathan_Explosion ago

If eating out Oprah was a prerequisite to getting work in Hollywood, the industry would collapse as the rage of Mila Kunis lookalike budding actresses turned deadly unlike anything ever seen before and the Illuminati would all became Jesus-struck believers in fear of the hell that awaited them on Earth, let alone the spiritual realm. Oprah just wants Weinstein's nuts in her mouth, but he isn't going there because she is fat, black and old so Oprah settles for living vicariously though the chicks that he will fuck. Like a cuckold, but a woman. Femcuck... Whatever the dildos it's called.

selpai ago

Huh!

whateverEvangalista ago

Who's the Actress?

gabara ago

Reeces Pieces

gabara ago

Maybe they're the same person.

Battlefat ago

I got your back bro. Fuck that faggot

SolarBaby ago

How come you left out the one where you can see all three of Reese Witherspoon's legs?

Reverse-Flash ago

Monkeys can grab things with their feet.

gabara ago

Good point!

Cheesebooger ago

This is what happens when they diversity hire the photoshop dude. Hell I can photoshop better than this drunk

arischekind ago

It looks like a beast to me and is propably hiding its monster scubs.

ardvarcus ago

She used to be a crack whore, so I wouldn't put anything past her.

voatuser1128 ago

She used to be a crack whore

Maybe she needs to go back so she could lose some weight.

Ho-Lee-Fuk ago

You know they do...

Octoclops ago

I think people in this thread are missing the simplest explanation, Oprah has three (or maybe more) arms.

Aswimmingday ago

Oprah has three arms.

Sum-of-Nun ago

A shit composite of two different photos was likely made because people can look really dumb when they genuinely laugh. The editor grabbed a better expression and mushed the pics together without noticing the rogue hand.

gabara ago

Yeah, that's what someone else said. Seems reasonable.

WatchListMe ago

I use photoshop pretty regularly. Most likely they took several shots and one had her arm behind her. The picture with Oprah arm behind whoever that woman is probably made one look skinnier. And another photo oprah looked better in, so they merged them. And forgot to remove hand.

heuristic ago

"I use Photoshop regularly" .. "probably forgot to remove the hand" shut the fuck up.

gabara ago

See now that's a reasonable explanation.

dontdoxxmefaggots ago

lol, -8 for this

gabara ago

I upset @9-11 again

CowWithBeef ago

But so much less fun than OP's accusation.

heuristic ago

yea and a stupid fucking explanation too.

PrettyBigDouche ago

Jesus, look at that sheboon. She's bigger than Harambe.

gaystapo ago

Wouldn't surprise me. Oprah likes it all apparently. Men/women. I can't imagine she reached illuminati level without sacrificing children.

l_voated_today ago

Is she in to men? It has always been said that her marriage is just for appearances. Keep in mind when Oprah was starting out lesbians wouldn't have been well received by the middle aged house wives that made up the bulk of her audience.

gaystapo ago

Yeah, she's definitely into women but I have heard she fucks both. Could be wrong of course. I'd lean more towards women with her.

PrettyBigDouche ago

Fatso isn't married.

l_voated_today ago

Guess she has been engaged for 26 years, kind of reinforces the argument.

Its_Just_A_Ride ago

I wonder if she would be the fattest US president? IIRC Roosevelt was number 1, followed by trump. Also the first single president?

slwsnowman40 ago

Taft is the fattest POTUS, at about 340 pounds at the end of his term according to his Wiki page. 332 pounds at the link below.

http://www.presidenstory.com/stat_tal.php

Its_Just_A_Ride ago

Derp. Right you are. I guess all fat old men look the same to me. Lol

Frank_Barrow ago

Agreed. For me, whenever I think of Hollywood and the elite I think it is a combination of the movie Salò, "A Serbian Film" and obviously sacrificing children. I have watched both of those films and I utterly regret it. If you have any humanity, don't watch them. Not appropriate for any age group. Though I'm fairly sure those are based on real events and are quite common.

Atarian ago

You're completely making shit up. Try sticking to evidence and not indulging your perverse fantasies.

Frank_Barrow ago

I find your comment here to be unnaturally hostile, I'm more than happy to discuss this with you, but I'd ask that you simmer down first. As I am explaining things calmly, your rebuttal is aggressive and vague.

If you think I am making things up, why not address the subjects that you dispute? Be specific. Stick to evidence to what? As you are not addressing anything I posted directly, your comment could technically be spam or a bot.

If you disagree, discuss it like an adult. If you can't do that without making assumptions about my character, that actually colors you in a bad light and spoils your credibility, not mine.

Atarian ago

Welcome to Voat, where we tell it like it is.

I couldn't give a fuck if you're offended, newfriend. Stop being retarded.

EDIT:

A net worth of 1 million may be 1 cause of death and the corruption of 1 million souls etc etc etc

Seriously, stop being this fucking mongoloid. You have no proof that this kind of system is in place. It only exists in your masturbatory fantasies.

DeepthroatDucktales ago

Dre hit a billion w Beats and Dr Pepper deal

Frank_Barrow ago

I'm pretty sure he is gay for Eminem too, but that is besides the point.

Asvnoyi ago

One Million or 20 million isn't a drop in the bucket for Oprah. She has a net worth of $2.9 billion. That said, I thought we were a sexist, racist country. Hell they remind us constantly. So how did a black woman get to be worth $2.9 billion? Maybe there's a black privilege.

Frank_Barrow ago

One Million or 20 million isn't a drop in the bucket for Oprah. She has a net worth of $2.9 billion.

You can literally still use my math in that case though.

That said, I thought we were a sexist, racist country.

Who says I'm in the same country as you? That being said, I'm pretty sure every country has been brainwashed to be racist.

So how did a black woman get to be worth $2.9 billion?

Skin color doesn't matter. What does matter.

1.) How willing are they to sell us all out for their own greed

2.) How willing are they to kill us.

3.) How willing are they to rape innocence?

4.) How willing are they to corrupt as many people as possible?

To the Ashkenazim Talmudic Jew, it doesn't matter what skin color we are. To them Oprah is a Goy, just like Bill Gates is. No matter how powerful they are or how much of a puppet. They are slaves too, though the illusion is stronger in them. I am not under any delusion. I recognize that I am a slave.

JastheMace ago

Bill Gates is Jewish. Born to a Jewish mother.

Frank_Barrow ago

He might be Talmudic, I haven't done the research to be honest. But it would explain why he believes in genocide.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8BobKXkrt8M

pessimisticsteel ago

I didn't even watch the whole Serbian Film, just wanted to see the hype. I watched the most brutal scenes and that shit is heartwrenching. I can't imagine watching the whole movie and getting even slightly emotionally invested. It could definitely ruin the mental health of weaker indivduals. At least for a period.

Same with Salo (120 days of Sodom)

crashing_this_thread ago

Is there really anything to gain from movies like this? I can sit through some pretty gory stuff, but it doesn't give me any joy or anything. It's just horrible. I could see sadists and sick individuals getting off on stuff like that, but I don't see any value in smut like that for others. Some might use it as a form of self harm perhaps.

I liked Saw because it used the horror very well to establish tension. But it degraded into gore porn after the first one so I got nothing out of it. Just shit you don't need to remember.

pessimisticsteel ago

I agree. If anything it creates sadist who get that initial rush from films such as these who than wish to explore further.

ardvarcus ago

All pornography of perversion and torture is destructive, to varying degrees. It's one of the modern plagues the Jews have unleashed on us.

Frank_Barrow ago

Talmudic Ashkenazim Jews, but yes, I would agree. I made a video about it actually. It is before I got a mic though so it is robo voice.

https://www.youtube.com/edit?o=U&video_id=xxbJuMbJ4f4

Frank_Barrow ago

Thanks for the confirmation. Yes I watched them both, the whole way through. It's like poison in my mind now, but I see it as poison. Any thorough description of the events in those movies would have the same effect unfortunately, there really isn't a filter. Salò is gross, very gross, but A Serbian Film is vile poison.