Or, you and your friends conspired to not pay attention in science class. Hurricanes are huge. They have lots and lots of energy. Like, a metric-fuck-ton (proper scientific term) of energy. This energy is strong enough to cause the ocean to change its levels because it is, you know, fucking huge.
Also, tides and aliens. Yeah, aliens. It was water sucking aliens and they have stolen some of our ocean. The government denies this because they don't want people to panic. Or, it's just normal hurricane behavior exacerbated by the tide.
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TheBuddha ago
Yes, yes it is a great conspiracy.
It was aliens.
Or, you and your friends conspired to not pay attention in science class. Hurricanes are huge. They have lots and lots of energy. Like, a metric-fuck-ton (proper scientific term) of energy. This energy is strong enough to cause the ocean to change its levels because it is, you know, fucking huge.
Also, tides and aliens. Yeah, aliens. It was water sucking aliens and they have stolen some of our ocean. The government denies this because they don't want people to panic. Or, it's just normal hurricane behavior exacerbated by the tide.
MaFishTacosDaBombBro ago
Hey, get out of here with that science talk! It was those damn aliens! Now if only they would stop abducting and probing me.
TheBuddha ago
It's 2017. You can admit you like being probed. It is okay. ;-)