Okay, I don't want to alarm anyone here. But on Reddit "Showerthoughts" at precisely 11:11 pm last night (okay it might not have been 11:11 on the nose --- I was simply too heartbroken to check, but let me tell you it had to have been a very important illuminati number and time because without any explanation or reasonable just cause --- Reddit declared a jihad on me :(
I was first --- Shadowbanned --- and then--- those fuckers quickly Perma-banned me.
And it just doesn't even make sense because as soon as I realized their fuckery, I immediately private messaged every single mod that I could to find, well over 4 dozen --- so that I might find out in detail what I had done wrong and what they would suggest I do in order to correct this in the future.
So this is what seemed to upset those cock suckling scrotum bags. The original post itself was deleted, so I was forced to set up a new account and private message as many people as I could.
I truly don't understand why reddit admin have to shit all over everything pure and good like sweet baby Jesus and my flat earth rants. :(
Hi!
Reddit completely shadowbanned me over 2 very friendly and not at all insane flat earth posts. Odd that they won't allow any reasonable debate on Flat Earth. If this is such a ridiculous theory, I can't help but wonder, why not let the absurdity of our claims speak for themselves?
https://www.reddit.com/user/SantaStoleMyCookies/
So in case you are interested, here are my 2 posts that Reddit determined were worthy of a ban. I was just trying to have a little bit of fun to be honest and to point out that our conventional Big Bang theory on creation, despite everything that scientists may claim, does indeed take a giant leap of faith on behalf of anyone who has never been to space, whose teachers have never to space and also those critical thinkers who might just be suspicious of a Space Program that was actually founded (and lead) but NAZI war criminals like Werner Von Braun and acclaimed pedo-Satanists like Jim Parsons.
Werner Von Braun --- NAZI Rocket Scientist --- Head of NASA --- Isn't he handsome?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wernher_von_Braun
Satanist Jim Parsons --- NASA Rocket Scientist - Pedo-cannibal-extraordinaire!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Parsons_(rocket_engineer)
Interesting side note: Did you know that the demon satanist Aleister Crowley channelled looks just like a Gray Alien? Neat right?
https://duckduckgo.com/?q=Aleister+Crowley+Gray+Alien+wiki&atb=v39-1aq&iax=1&ia=images&iai=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.occultphysics.com%2Fimages%2FCrowley-Lam-grey-alien.gif
Also do you remember, by chance, that NASA space crew that we watced literally explode into pieces on live TV during the 80s? This devastated a nation and long story short --- their space shuttle "blew up" --- as rockets and missles so tragically often do. :(
Anyways, great news! Did you know that every single one of these astronauts/actors are still alive and kicking today? Some of them subtlety changed their names, some of them didn't even bother. Some even took on the identity of their "identical twin." And they all look exactly like you'd expect them to look after 25 years. Curious.
https://youtu.be/q4t4fjYkWc8
Also, have you ever wondered why, maybe, so many archaeologists, military pilots, consumer pilots, naval officers, land surveyors, mathematicians and life long flat earth researchers would literally be screaming from their rooftops for so many years that NASA has lied to us about the shape of the earth?
But I guess this massively growing movement is just stupid people being stupid right? Or crazy people who just can't seem to understand why the shape of our earth's continents and oceans have dramatically changed so much in size over the last 75 years.
Idiots, like myself, who simply can't wrap their head around when the shape of the earth shifted from a round ball to a pear?
I know what you're thinking...silly flat earther, he thinks that a subtle pear like bulge in the earth is something to get all hot and bothered about right?
Nope. Here's, NASA's spokesman's Neil deGrasse Tyson --- telling us that our earth has in fact quite the noticeable pot belly.
Check it out at approximately minute 8:40. (Seems like Neil deGrasse is a super knowledgeable and honest guy right?)
https://youtu.be/PBD7A-OMWyE
So um, after watching this muppet, my question is --- why has every single image of the earth, that has ever been shown to us from space --- has shown the earth to be a perfectly round ball?
But forgive me, I don't want to start to rant, that's not my style. Without further adieu: here are the 2 posts that got me banned from Reddit. Please enjoy. This is all I wrote and you will soon clearly see that all I truly intended to do was bring a little fun, joy and laugher to an obviously painful and difficult post by the OP. Thank-you so much for reading. :)
TL:DR --- The Earth is Flat --- You are under a spell --- Time to Wake the F*** Up please. (Thanks!)
Here we go --- buckle up friend:
Friendly Post 1 --- in response to the OP --- Sent to you this morning --- because f*** corporate greed and censorship!
I agree, Flat Earthers are without a doubt the pinnacle of hillbilly ignorance!
That is why I'm so happy that reddit is an anonymous forum, where I may wonder without shame, why the NASA/SATAN space deception has never shown us any real time videos of people, places or things, walking around, upside down? (One would think, with all the trillions upon trillions dollars that we have poured into our space program, that they'd have given us at least one "money shot" by now right?)
Just imagine, what an incredible sight it would be, to see a giant ship, on the bottom of the earth, gracefully gliding through the ocean? (Upside down) And not to be too picky, but at this point, would it be too much to ask for some kind of Pirate theme?
Oh I know! How about a live dolphin show from Sea World? That would just be too cool!
The possibilities are simply endless!!! :)
And please, please don't misunderstand me! I am well aware that our slightly wobbly and tilted "Space Ship Earth" does, without question, spin a whopping 1000 mph around a highly combustible burning ball of fire in the sky (our sun) --- which according to NASA, is also hurtling 600 000 miles per hour around a "black hole" in the centre of our galaxy. This totally seems legit.
Btw, did you know that the earth has moved? And that we are no longer in the outer edges of our milky way galaxy? TIL we are now halfway to the centre! Yee haw!!! Not to slut shame or anything, but it appears our solar system really gets around! By the time I hit 50, I'd bet the farm that our earth will have slid "sliders style" right through a Black Hole!
https://duckduckgo.com/?q=earth%27s+location+in+the+milky+way&atb=v39-1aq&iar=images&iax=1&ia=images&iai=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.spaceexplained.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2015%2F11%2Fsun-location-in-galaxy.jpg
https://duckduckgo.com/?q=NASA+lies+earth&atb=v39-1aq&iar=images&iax=1&ia=images&iai=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.blogtalkradio.com%2Fapi%2Fimage%2Fresize%2F400x297%2FaHR0cDovL2NkbjIuYnRyc3RhdGljLmNvbS9waWNzL3Nob3dwaWNzL2xhcmdlLzY4MTIwM196eVlxY1J4Wi5qcGc%2F681203_zyYqcRxZ.jpg%3Fmode%3DFill
And believe me when I say, that no one in their right mind, would ever dispute that of all that shakin' and a bakin' the earth does around in space, is why all the people on the bottom of the earth, who are walking around, upside down (from my perspective anyways --- which in case you can't tell --- is always from the top of the world) and is also why all the oceans, tigers, monkeys and hot dog stands have never once fallen off.
But, if you have an open mind, would you not agree that the NEVER ONCE PROVEN equation for Gravity has to be some kind of incredible, Grand Deception type magic spell or something, when we appreciate how it keeps the water in our oceans and the dust on my front porch stuck so securely to the ground, while still allowing a gravity defying fleet of fruit flies to follow my clementines around every day on the way to work?
Listen, I'm not trying to be nuisance or anything here and I worry that I may have already rambled on for too long. And for that I am truly, very sorry.
All I'm trying to say, is just that wouldn't it be really, really neat? And it wouldn't it also shut up all those Flat Earth morons once and for all, if NASA/SATAN would be so kind as to show the world a real time live video stream of me, sitting on a bench in Central Park, upside down while eating a replica of Donald Trumps hat.
Thanks and have a great night!
Friendly Post 2: In reference to a poster who thinks it's totally normal for our planes to leave such thick, chemical laden exhaust fumes in our beautiful blue sky --- to the point where these fumes begin block out the Sun. And was upset that people might get a little touchy about this subject.
You make an excellent point. This world should never be taken too seriously, not with planes spraying chemicals in our sky or they FDA and Monsanto allowing poisons into our food and water supply. Anyone foolish enough to research these topics too seriously will surely go insane!
One moment, I just need to wipe some spittle and foam off my chins. Okay, I'm good! :)
Anyhoo, wanna see something really neat? This is what our weather patterns would look like on flat earth:
https://youtu.be/wqKTLzUKqDc
Also, if you want to see what these crazy kids really believe in, check this fun video out:
https://youtu.be/PBD7A-OMWyE
VIVA LA REVOLUTION!
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FreeSpeechAboveAll ago
Could you condense some of that?
Crensch ago
Nah, that's part of their bullshit tactic.
And btw, in that link, it's a GISH GALLOP not a fucking TRUMP TIRADE - stupid looney leftist faggots.
4Huma2printathome ago
What are you talking about? Just to be clear my beloved new friend, I hate all of the politicians.
I'm not left unless the left wants to tear everything down and start fresh. I'm pretty sure the proper term is anarchist, but I'm opposed to loud noises and violence, so very shortly I will be packing up my shit and moving to an uninhabited forest, where I will make a new life for myself inside of a tree.
Also thank you so much for reading and commenting on this thread. Even though it appears you have not looked at any of the videos, pictures or evidence I have included specifically for you in this thread or that you have in any way, stopped to consider a theory that might challenge your beliefs, I still very much sense that you have a lot of heart --- so you get out there and have a wonderful day tiger! Go reach your dreams!
But first, Please explain to me, how in fucks name I am helping the establishment when I am literally calling these mofo pieces of shit --- satanists who fuck and eat children in the name of demons and lucifer?
Crensch ago
Yeah, you asked that specific question about relativity, and you didn't stop to consider that it might challenge your beliefs.
4Huma2printathome ago
lol I did not. I didn't ask you anything about the theory of relativity, you brought it up.
You are the one making the assumption that the theory of relativity is correct. Not me, because I think it's bullshit.
Interesting in that in order for this theory to be correct, it would be mean approximately 95% of all observable matter in the universe would have to be an invisible form of exotic energy called "dark matter or dark energy."
I was always taught that the observable evidence had to match the theory, but I guess NASA and our satanic elite know better right?
Observable facts and common fucking sense doesn't apply to them right?!
Do any of these pictures seem "pear like to you?" Because they look perfectly round and CGI/"cartoon like" to me.
As I said, maybe I'm just an idiot who can't quite grasp why the shape of North America would have changed so dramatically in size in the pictures NASA has shown us from picture to picture year to year? Nor does it explain all of the CGI errors in the "live NASA ISS" feeds. The fuckers.
Just YouTube NASA bloopers or fails.
Crensch ago
Yeah, you did.
Unless your farcical rhetoric was merely about kindergarten-level "bwahaha, that just makes NO sense" which, of course it doesn't. If everything made sense to a child, you wouldn't need physicists.
I'm asserting that the math WORKS. Without it, GPS doesn't work, and I do pretty well getting places with one.
So?
Just because you cannot see wind doesn't mean air particles aren't slamming against you when you feel a breeze. You can observe the EFFECTS of something to determine that something is there. You can even LABEL that unknown something as "dark matter" or "dark energy", and while the reality of the thing might be different later on, the EFFECTS of that unknown thing will be the same.
Your arguments are seriously awful.
OF COURSE THEY DON'T. That's why you need people that study this shit for a living, and design things that WORK based on them.
Yeah. You could educate yourself on these things, but you don't. You take this petulant stance of "there's no COMMON SENSE to it, therefore it's wrong" - which is just emotional reasoning and really rather stupid.
4Huma2printathome ago
You seem so angry bro. 😔😥😰
I have offended your delicate sensibilities with the truth and accept that this is my fault and I am truly sorry.
In retrospect, perhaps I was a little rude. You see, I get a little defensive because people are so fucking brainwashed that they refuse to think beyond what they were taught in school. They refuse to consider that the same secret societies that controlled our relgions, mass media and governments might just get a kick out of holding back our education and scientific development.
But obviously you're not like that though...you've looked at all of the pictures, research and videos I presented just for you.
Wait what, no you didn't? You refused because you know better right? And instead just garbled back all that fucking bullshit you were taught in school without answering any of my questions?
Let me be clear. I've never been to space either. I don't have any answers. I just have a lot of questions.
For example:
Why is the earth now pear shaped (and again this is not a little bulge according to NASA/NAZI/SATAN) when every single picture ever shown to us of the earth from space depicts the earth as perfectly round?
Why has the shape of North America drastically changed in size from picture to picture, year to year? Again according to NASA?
Why are there so many places that we shouldn't be able to see (because of the curvature of the earth) that we can see?
Why did I get to watch an entire space ship and crew explode into pieces on live tv back in the 80s only to find out that all these astronauts/actors miraculously survived?
How can you not see the absurdity in being fed a theory that is so far off base that it can't explain 95% of the observable universe and instead makes up an invisible type of matter that can only be conceptualized with insanely complex and convoluted equations --- that has never even been proved?!
This exotic "dark matter" and "dark energy"
Come on man. They're just fucking laughing at all of us. 😡
Do you not understand how fucking evil these people are who have been running our countries?!
They literally fuck and cannabalize children, but you don't think they'd lie to you about say, the very nature of reality?!
At least keep an open mind. That is all I'm asking!
The whole thing is absurd, i know, but then so is child eating politicians and sadly, we know how long that's been going on. (Since the beginning of time would be my guess)
Just YouTube NASA ISS fails and i truly believe you will get a sense at how ridiculous the world wide space program is.
I have more, but am simply exhausted from my one man holy war against the reddit admin. 😔
But smarty pants, if you'd be so kind, rather then insult me --- please educate me and answer those 5 questions.
Thanks so much and never forget, all of this aside. I think you are a smart cookie and I truly value your opinion.
Namaste my beloved new friend! 🤠
Crensch ago
You seem stupid, more-so because you're wrong about this, but I'm certain you're building to a wonderful tone-fallacy.
No, you haven't.
Quantum physics isn't taught in school, unless you're talking about college, and even then it's mostly not taught.
I like how no new technology ever came from believing in a flat earth, while GPS came from understanding relativity.
I don't respond to hand-waving arguments. If you cannot explain it yourself, then you don't have any business expressing it to others. The sign of a weak mind, "Oh, you're wrong, here's a youtube video and 100 pages of text for you to trawl through to find out I'm right".
Pathetic argumentation tactic.
I didn't learn this shit in school, I studied it on my own time.
Let me be clear. You don't have answers, but somehow you have answers that negate my answers. You're an idiot.
Oh WOW. Really? THE ATMOSPHERE IS SPHERICAL, MORON. The land mass is not.
Are you unaware of how landmasses change dimensions when you're looking at them from different angles on a sphere?
What are you even talking about?
Again, instead of WoTing and linking in a rambling, incoherent post that nobody asked about, why don't you source each point as you make it in a discussion? Oh right, because then you'd be proven wrong and not be able to hide behind your unsupported assertions.
Yours explains much, much less. Guess I'll go with 5%.
4Huma2printathome ago
But why go with a theory that is so obviously wrong? I don't have the answers, I didn't make this space deception up...I just have a ton of very reasonable questions.
And I did provide a whole bunch of pictures and proof and when you've watched those videos or truly considered all of the things that are wrong with our current scientific model, perhaps we can have a more fruitful conversation.
Because you're replies aren't making any sense to me.
But as I said, I guess I'm just an idiot who can't understand why the shape and size of our continents would vary so much from picture to picture in all the cgi images NASA has given us?
Also since when is the earth pear shaped? If you watched that video I linked above at approx min 8:40 you would see that this isn't a little bulge we're talking about --- at least according to NASA.
And yes there are many, many places we can see from a distance, that should be impossible because of the apparent "curvature" of the earth --- this is kinda "flat earth theory" 101. I'll rustle up those videos when i have more time. Though you could save me the trouble and just research it yourself --- unless you're a pussy that is..
The reason why I have to write this way --- is because the whole world wide space deception is in fact --- absurd!
Please youtube ISS fails or ISS bloopers and you will see how fake it is. I'll return in a bit and add some links for your viewing pleasure. It's a pain in the ass to do so from a mobile.
Please forgive this inconvenience. Namaste for now dear friend. (You might hate my guts but I think you are a smart cookie! And I enjoy reading your opinions however woefully misguided they might be! 💩)
Crensch ago
Because it's not.
You don't have the answers, so nobody can have the answers? Get real. You're here pushing an alternative idea that has absolutely no basis in anything resembling reality. You also don't have reasonable questions - you have unreasonable demands on the science, and unreasonable acceptance of your pet feel-good idea.
Neither I, nor anyone, would ever trawl through your abortion of an OP to find your arguments for you. That's on YOU to provide at the proper time.
*your
No images provided, just the assertion that such a thing exists. Congratulations, you are the idiot you keep sarcastically calling yourself. Nobody believes you because you don't provide the evidence for your claims in the argument. You just post it all in one big diarrhea gish-gallop post that was probably written by someone else somewhere and it made you feel good to copy and paste it.
It's not. It's an oblate spheroid.
You didn't link anything to me that wasn't in your TL;DR OP.
No, you can't.
If you don't have time to follow through, piss off until you do. Delaying tactics like this aren't convincing in the least.
You could save me the trouble and actually learn about relativity and space --- unless you're a pussy that is..
See how that works? See how that absolutely fucking doesn't work? Yes, if you weren't sure up to this point, you are an imbecile. This is the level your brain works at - you find this kind of argument to be worthy of you typing it out and submitting it, whereas any rational, reasonable, intelligent human would be positively embarrassed to have written such a thing.
Repeating that over and over doesn't make it true. Another one of your brilliant plans that to anyone else would be a massive brain fart while under the influence of a buttload of alcohol.
Please youtube flat earth debunking and you will see how fake it is.
Could you stop hand-waving me to other shit already? That's how it works - just like that. What was accomplished here, retard? Nothing. Because nobody will ever do your work for you.
Then again, you said you were a woman, so it's not surprising that you wouldn't do any footwork for anything, and instead expect a man to do it.
Yeah, hindus aren't much better than muslims, so keep at it.
Thanks for the patronizing bullshit; I don't believe a word of it.
4Huma2printathome ago
listen buddy, I'm on my mobile --- some people have to go out and pretend to work. But all of the links are actually provided in the OP which you have so obviously not read or clicked on.
Do you need me to wipe your ass while I'm at it?
And You are the one arguing with me using a "never once been proven"mathematical thought experiment "the theory of relativity" and believe it or not, "Gravity" that in fact has no basis in reality.
And again, if you would have watched that video I posted in the OP you will see just a sampling of the many places that we shouldn't be able to see due to the curvature of the earth.
But instead you bitch at me and say I haven't provided proof --- which tells me that you can't possibly have looked at any of the proofs I provided in my OP?!
Instead your arguing and picking apart my very reasonable questions based on a ridiculous theory that can't even explain 95% of the known universe --- instead it has to make up an invisible type of matter (Dark Matter & Dark Energy) and I'm the fucking idiot?
And You better believe I'm being sarcastic.. but yeah .when you or one of the freemason, satanic muppets can solve the mathematical equation to gravity or relativity --- then I will at least consider your bullshit theory.
But until then, please please, explain to me when the fuck the earth became Pear shaped?! When every single cgi image ever shown to us of the earth from space has been a perfect ball. Again all the proof can be found in the videos I presented in the op.
Don't be lazy, that's how people get fat. Thanks though for taking the time to response. Some might call you a modern day saint! I wouldn't though, I think your being a dick. 💩
Crensch ago
Cool, all the links are actually provided by google, which you have so obviously not read or clicked on.
Do you need me to get your mother to wipe your ass while I'm at it?
Wow. "i have no answers" then "you are the one using blah blah not been proven" - which sounds exactly like every CT hack ever.
Some conspiracy theories are correct, but the ones that aren't all argue in the way you have been. I can use literally every argument you've presented against you, which means you are actually quite stupid, and believe absurdities that you cannot defend.
You cannot possibly have looked at google which I provided by typing www.google.com, or the entire Encyclopedia Britannica, where you can trawl through it and find this exact argument and your answers to it.
The fact is, you don't have the answers to these things, and you hope I believe you that they exist, but can't find them, or I DO find them, debunk them, and then you hand-wave to another facet of your diarrhea OP and I give up - like you did when you were convinced of this delusion.
/golfclap
4Huma2printathome ago
Hey buddy, so I posted a reply to you with lots of video evidence like you requested.
I have no doubt that you'll discount some of the videos right away, but it's pretty hard to ignore it all imho.
Use you're common sense when watching them please, if you still can't see that we've been lied to, well, thanks still for keeping an open mind.
Crensch ago
No, you didn't. If you had, I'd have gotten a notification of it.
So you're admitting you just posted a ton of bullshit somewhere? It certainly wasn't in a reply to me.
your*
But you said you don't have the answers? This is an answer. Why are you so shady about this shit?
4Huma2printathome ago
I am literally the opposite of shady --I hate deception- and most certainly did post a reply in this thread:
https://voat.co/v/Conspiracy/1770415/8708216/10#8708216
Have a great night!
Crensch ago
A reply to your own OP is not a reply to me, you shady fuck. You hate deception but it's taken you thins long to even begin to support your claims.
What the fuck is this shit? You have all the answers, the world is flat, but it can't be proven?
I'm not going to trudge through a huge TL;DR. I already said I wouldn't. So stop responding to me directly with shifty-fuck language and get after it point by point as we go. Just as with your stupid non-reply comment, I could just hand-wave you to some flat-earth debunking site with some rambling, irrelevant narrative or life's story with it.
https://www.metabunk.org/debunked-the-flat-earth-theory-14-ways-the-flat-earth-theory-is-false.t7148/ http://www.space.news/2016-03-14-flat-earthers-debunked-how-we-know-the-earth-and-moon-are-spheres-not-discs.html https://www.distract101.com/2017/01/flat-earth-theory-debunked-complete-guide/ http://whatculture.com/science/9-most-popular-flat-earth-arguments-debunked http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Flat_Earth http://www.theprinciplemovie.com/flat-earth-is-not-the-answer/ https://www.quora.com/How-do-I-debunk-the-flat-earth-theories https://www.quora.com/I-recently-heard-this-flat-earth-argument-and-I-dont-know-how-to-respond-Read-Details-for-more http://www.express.co.uk/news/science/629355/Flat-Earth-News-Thousands-believe-madcap-theory-world-is-REALLY-a-dome-topped-disc https://www.metabunk.org/earth-curvature-refraction-experiments-debunking-flat-concave-earth.t6042/page-2 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Myth_of_the_flat_Earth
There. We're nowhere near even, because my links at the very least aren't shrouded in your stupid wordsalad bullshit post, but it's a start. I'm sure you'll go through every site there, and every word, and find your answer.
Oh, you don't like that? That's what you're doing here, only worse.
Also, if you debunk everything, I can just handwave you to another link - let me know!
Or you could write what your actual beliefs are, what convinced you, and why you continue to believe them without putting them in something so long that a glance at it will cause people to not give a fuck. Nobody will give a fuck *because to debunk it they'd need more than an hour just to address your likely misconceptions or base-level fallacies.