The Christmas Conspiracy
Parents around the world conspire to commit psychological warfare upon unsuspecting Children. The claimed goal is to induce a state of joy with gifts from "Santa Claus". Many Kindergarteners trying to expose the truth among friends are deemed, "tinfoil hat conspiracy theorists". After all, they're claiming that ALL ADULTS are participating in a world wide conspiracy just to deceive them about the source of presents.
"Why would they ALL lie to us?", says the bluepilled gradeschooler, "That's crazy! Moms or Dads, maybe, but Grannies wouldn't lie."
A curious fence-sitter pipes up, "I saw Santa and sat on his lap. Wouldn't parents want us to love them instead of a Santa stranger?"
"Shh, never tell them you don't believe in Santa or the presents will stop coming", whispers the most redpilled child.
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hunter3 ago
fyi poor kids know theres no santa