Dear America,

We realize you are in dire times. We understand there is this real possibility that the election of Mr. Trump was a very secretive plan to take down the World Nazi regime. We also understand a win by Clinton would have meant the end of the free world as the high priestess would have proclaim herself Queen of the World.

As of now, we cannot be sure whether or not Trump is not the puppet of some other shadowy group, but we have hope, something we had almost lost.

After you are done draining the swamp, we would appreciate if you were to help us remove our dictators in our own countries (like the one I live in: Canada, but we have it pretty easy here although IT IS slavery, some other countries have been on the receiving end of the most ruthless behavior, which can only be compared to Gestapo and Nazi). The CIA has created such a mess I wonder if insiders are prepared for the empire crumbling down.

We hope you are successful in your endeavor, as long as Justice is your fundamental precept.

Sincerely,

The rest of the world.

Edit: Some typos