Dear America,
We realize you are in dire times. We understand there is this real possibility that the election of Mr. Trump was a very secretive plan to take down the World Nazi regime. We also understand a win by Clinton would have meant the end of the free world as the high priestess would have proclaim herself Queen of the World.
As of now, we cannot be sure whether or not Trump is not the puppet of some other shadowy group, but we have hope, something we had almost lost.
After you are done draining the swamp, we would appreciate if you were to help us remove our dictators in our own countries (like the one I live in: Canada, but we have it pretty easy here although IT IS slavery, some other countries have been on the receiving end of the most ruthless behavior, which can only be compared to Gestapo and Nazi). The CIA has created such a mess I wonder if insiders are prepared for the empire crumbling down.
We hope you are successful in your endeavor, as long as Justice is your fundamental precept.
Sincerely,
The rest of the world.
Edit: Some typos
wizlord ago
We are absolutely willing to grow up, take action and defend ourselves, but the challenge has been made almost impossible because the CIA has the most powerful army and the most efficient black ops teams in the world at their fingertip. If you do cleanup the swamp, let other countries in the know as to who are the bad guys. This was just a reminder to US secret services that we have been on the reeceiving end of the Bush, Clinton CIA legacy.
WakeyWake ago
(C)
To: rest of the world,
You need to [redacted] which could [redacted] and [redacted]. I hope that your [redacted] to stay [redacted], but [redacted] your [redacted]
Sincerely,
America
CIA has released this message in part, under the FOIA.
P.S. [redacted]
wizlord ago
Dear CIA, when I ask for a piece of information, know that I am talking about the COMPLETE information, not part of it, not redacted, just the complete information. Should I issue a subpoena to request the same information? Tell you what, if by Friday at noon, you have not provided the requested information, I'll issue a subpoena and you will be forced to comply to my request. May I remind you that congress created the CIA, it could easily erase it.
WakeyWake ago
Bshzzz bzshhh We are losing connection bzshhh static is interrupting Bshzzz our connection bszsbzshhh can you hear me? Bzshhh bzshhh
[Dial tone]
wizlord ago
Thanks! Thats what I needed...to laugh a little. Thats why I made the post even though I was quite serious. :)
wizlord ago
Dear Uncle,
We thought we would never hear from you. Glad you received our letter.
I believe that by becoming great again and draining your own swamp, maybe you can serve as an example so that we may follow in your footsteps like the role model you were, the one I remember growing up with.
We wish you well.
Your friend
wizlord ago
Yes of course. Maybe you don't realize it, but while youre eating your burgers, people are dying on 50 cent per day worth of rice because of your great CIA. Now if you are to be great again, it would be nice for big bully brother to give back a little to small brother.
wizlord ago
I get what you mean. But in the end, if you dont help us, its gonna be you vs us. And you will die.
arrggg ago
Perfect. That right there is why we no longer give a shit about you, and just elected someone who will cut off your handouts.