What are the best ways to make friends as an adult? (AskVoat)
submitted 5.8 years ago by Delacourt
It really sucks finding new friends after you've left university.
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Sheitstrom 5.8 years ago
Go to the top floor of an IKEA or shopping mall, unzip your pants and pee over the escalators onto the people below. Whirl your penis around in a 360 and say "Hello, I'm looking for new friends!" as the pee rains down.
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Sheitstrom ago
Go to the top floor of an IKEA or shopping mall, unzip your pants and pee over the escalators onto the people below. Whirl your penis around in a 360 and say "Hello, I'm looking for new friends!" as the pee rains down.