I'd go back in time with a sniper rifle, some sandbags, three white phosphorus grenades, and a bag lunch; wait for Abraham to show up a mile away on the hilltop to sacrifice his own son, and pop them both with headshots.
Then, approach on foot, dagger to the brainstem for both father and son, and finish the day off by eating the bag lunch prior to heading to their family compound to wipe out the rest of their fucking tribe by tossing the wp grenades into their tents and shooting any of the women an children who made it out alive.
Stepping out of the time portal, the air smells different. A burning electric smell fills the dark afternoon sky. You remember it was bright out when you left.
You walk up to the window, looking out from the 84th floor of a hoverskyscraper. Beneath you is a fantastic city that goes on to the horizon 300 miles away in every direction.
There is no smog. Nor is there any green.
In the distance you can see enormously long strands, like a spider silk, going up from the ground, up impossibly high, higher than you can see. On these strands are small rectangular boxes, like an elevator, going up and down.
You crane your neck to look up. You see a shape, but at first, you can't make sense of it. Huge, far above you, and impossible, it hangs. The construction of a behemoth is underway. In fact, it is a colony ship.
You barely feel it, but a nanobot enters your bloodstream and puts you to sleep. Soon, you will be with the rest of the life on this planet, in a long sleep twoard another planet, aboard the Earth colony ship behemoth.
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twinmold ago
"Yo Adolf the allies are gonna hit HARD on June 6th, 1944 you gotta reinforce the coasts of France bro"
Approved ago
Too little, too late.
I'd go back in time with a sniper rifle, some sandbags, three white phosphorus grenades, and a bag lunch; wait for Abraham to show up a mile away on the hilltop to sacrifice his own son, and pop them both with headshots.
Then, approach on foot, dagger to the brainstem for both father and son, and finish the day off by eating the bag lunch prior to heading to their family compound to wipe out the rest of their fucking tribe by tossing the wp grenades into their tents and shooting any of the women an children who made it out alive.
Bang: No Jews, no Christians, and no Muslims.
Have a nice day.
zxcvzxcv ago
Don't forget to go up and save that goat who got himself stuck in the shrubs.
KazKoz ago
Now that's clever my friend. Religion has been at the center of conflicts for thousands of years
Kalergi ago
Question: What would be in the bag lunch? Bacon sammich?
Mouse-Ball-Z ago
You then return safely to your time.
Stepping out of the time portal, the air smells different. A burning electric smell fills the dark afternoon sky. You remember it was bright out when you left.
You walk up to the window, looking out from the 84th floor of a hoverskyscraper. Beneath you is a fantastic city that goes on to the horizon 300 miles away in every direction.
There is no smog. Nor is there any green.
In the distance you can see enormously long strands, like a spider silk, going up from the ground, up impossibly high, higher than you can see. On these strands are small rectangular boxes, like an elevator, going up and down.
You crane your neck to look up. You see a shape, but at first, you can't make sense of it. Huge, far above you, and impossible, it hangs. The construction of a behemoth is underway. In fact, it is a colony ship.
You barely feel it, but a nanobot enters your bloodstream and puts you to sleep. Soon, you will be with the rest of the life on this planet, in a long sleep twoard another planet, aboard the Earth colony ship behemoth.
BlackSheepBrouhaha ago
Kill Abraham, Hail Omnissiah.