Even if it isn't your jam (and there are plenty of reasons not to want to pump iron) your body weighs plenty. Squats, push ups, pull ups, dips, hindu pushups, etc are more than enough to keep your strong. Look up old shit published by a guy named Matt Furey ( I think)...he re demo'd a bunch of old chinese prisoner work strength work outs
Toning is a woman's word. Body weight exercises build muscles and protect you by maintaining flexibility and strengthening smaller muscles...if you are lifting anything heavier than your body weight for work your shit will sort itself out. Lifting heavy shit just for the sake of it is kind of gay...I can't imagine paying money to flip a tractor tire
You're not going to get big by doing only bodyweight exercises unless you dedicate a ridiculous amount of time to it. Trust me, I know more about this than you.
God that's the dumbest thing I've ever heard. Continue to be weak and fat but just know getting big and fit changes every single aspect of your life in a positive way including your family's life. Moron.
Try putting down on the pre work out juice and paying attention...you are going on about "toned" and "big". The only exercise that is proven to help longevity is about the first 30 minutes of brisk walking per day...If you are "getting big" in the gym AND you have a family that makes you even gayer. Get a job where that means something or quit finding excuses to look at men's asses...if you flip a tractor tire and don't own a tractor you are a fucking homo
This is just so stupid I'm not going even waste my fingers responding. By the way I'm 41, rich and retired. I can literally do whatever I want whenever I want for the rest of my life as can my daughter and her family. Let that bounce through your brain periodically as your stocking shelves at Walmart fatty. Keep making excuses why you shouldn't lift.
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beefartist ago
Even if it isn't your jam (and there are plenty of reasons not to want to pump iron) your body weighs plenty. Squats, push ups, pull ups, dips, hindu pushups, etc are more than enough to keep your strong. Look up old shit published by a guy named Matt Furey ( I think)...he re demo'd a bunch of old chinese prisoner work strength work outs
TheAmerican ago
Body weight exercises are good for toning and staying fit.
beefartist ago
Toning is a woman's word. Body weight exercises build muscles and protect you by maintaining flexibility and strengthening smaller muscles...if you are lifting anything heavier than your body weight for work your shit will sort itself out. Lifting heavy shit just for the sake of it is kind of gay...I can't imagine paying money to flip a tractor tire
TheAmerican ago
You're not going to get big by doing only bodyweight exercises unless you dedicate a ridiculous amount of time to it. Trust me, I know more about this than you.
beefartist ago
You aren't paying attention...what is the point of "getting big: if it isn't part of how you feed your family, Stephen Crowder?
TheAmerican ago
God that's the dumbest thing I've ever heard. Continue to be weak and fat but just know getting big and fit changes every single aspect of your life in a positive way including your family's life. Moron.
beefartist ago
Try putting down on the pre work out juice and paying attention...you are going on about "toned" and "big". The only exercise that is proven to help longevity is about the first 30 minutes of brisk walking per day...If you are "getting big" in the gym AND you have a family that makes you even gayer. Get a job where that means something or quit finding excuses to look at men's asses...if you flip a tractor tire and don't own a tractor you are a fucking homo
TheAmerican ago
This is just so stupid I'm not going even waste my fingers responding. By the way I'm 41, rich and retired. I can literally do whatever I want whenever I want for the rest of my life as can my daughter and her family. Let that bounce through your brain periodically as your stocking shelves at Walmart fatty. Keep making excuses why you shouldn't lift.
beefartist ago
Gosh that is even sadder that you have such a wonderful life and you choose to grease yourself up and act like a fag on the reg.
TheAmerican ago
Act like a fag? I AM A FAG.
beefartist ago
VOat up for truth