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17936714? ago

Not a question, just a quick dank shitpost for you niggers:

be a queer socialist feminist

speaks in Californian

<"How could I have been so blind. McDonald's is the savior of the oppressed all along! The one true hero of the fat, queer, socialist, non-binary proletariat! Comrades, it is time for us to bring down the capitalist-imperialist empire of toxic exercise and fitness culture, along with all the other forms of discrimination! Long live the Queer Socialist Republic of Diabetessia!"

5 seconds later after walking down the stage

<feels a knife stab-like sensation on the chest

dies of a heart attack at age 25