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17775438? ago

r8 my plan for finding a QT virgin wife:

Join a fundamentalist Christian cult

Find a QT, start courting her

Slowly whisper doubt into her ear

Eventually leave cult

Think about it. If she was born into the cult, she's probably a virgin, already holds traditional views on marriage and the like, and there'd be less competition for females due to their being less available males, meaning I can find one that's really good looking. Not to mention that she's used to social conformity, so bringing her to National Socialism should be easy

17775468? ago

If she was born into the cult, she's probably a virgin

I don't think that's how cults work

17775458? ago

Go shitpost back on reddit.

17775445? ago

Why leave the cult tho?

17775440? ago

I actually almost did this myself once, and I didn't even have to pretend to be a Christfag. I just hung around them and talked theological stuff with them, and the daughter was totally into me. It didn't work, because I got with some other girl (a worthless whore thot), and then I left for college. I came back a few years later, bumped into her at the super market, and she had the hots for me way worse than ever. I could have fucked that night!