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17009800? ago

I applied for McDonald's a week ago in my area as they were hiring and I have just received news that I did not make "the vigorous selections" from the email I received, I'm now starting to really become doomer status, this was not my first job application, I have already applied for 100, maybe even 200 by now in the last 6 months, what should I do?

17010758? ago

Try putting on black face paint next time.

also don't speak like you ever stepped foot in an English class IE wear girl jeans, loose all your muscles, take like five caffine pills then mumble with a rhythm – the only coherant words should be kell yti, ay, bitch, gibs, GIBS, AIR JORDANS and ball iz life.

17010759? ago

and if they cringe or say wtf start chimping out and say THATS RACIST