VOALTRON ago

White people talk about the moon because it's a dog whistle. That's why black people never talk about it. It's not "the man in the moon," it's THE man in the moon. White people lingo, get it?

Thissandwich ago

Niggers are also known as moon crickets.

Rellik88 ago

Can we get an evil mastermind to use a laser to burn a swazi onto the surface?

500five ago

I've heard of Moonman, but never heard of the songs.

Nosferatjew ago

Already is.. it's white.

ArcturianDeathTrap ago

(((Moonsanto)))

http://humansarefree.com/2015/03/is-moon-artificial-alien-base.html

Destroy the alien crystal tower cube of the moons Sinus Medii, thats the Human soul capture antenna.

https://voat.co/v/Conspiracy/3879797

"At some point in time I thought it would be interesting to remote view the moon. i relaxed in my chair, and pointed myself up there. i saw 6 or seven aliens looking right at me grinning and smiling. they had red eyes like the reddit alien but no antenna. As soon as I saw these creatures i immediately felt hurt like a piece was taken out of my. every time I thought about that incident I felt pain. it took 4 months of prayer before I felt completely healed and i could remember the incident without feeling hurt." - pellian, 2011

http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread682058/pg1

"Earth, Lear asserted, is a "farm for harvesting souls," and when people die their souls travel to the moon where they are processed by a huge machine (likely the miles-high "glass tower" spotted by Richard C. Hoagland in NASA photos) that erases their memory and eventually sends them back to Earth to be reincarnated."

"There is currently a harvest, as you might call it, a harvest of souls that is occurring upon your planet. We are attempting to extract the greatest possible harvest from this planet. This is our mission, for we are the harvesters." - arcturians, August 3, 2014.

https://invidio.us/watch?v=DSnclzdyIpw

"The moon is a satellite that was constructed. It was built and anchored outside Earth's atmosphere as a mediating and monitoring device, a supercomputer or eye in the sky.

It affects all life forms on this planet."

www.bibliotecapleyades.net/pleyades/tierra/tierra_eng.htm

Take a hard biological and genetic standpoint: You're all livestock enacting the alien epigenetic agenda through alien telepathy. Doesn't matter what you do here, there's no god, no heaven no hell, the aliens with millions of years advance technology and planning have made your afterlife in the moon because what you think doesnt matter, what human DNA has been warred and diseased-into for population and ethnic crafting is what many species of aliens are here for.

"Abductees live normal lives except for their involuntary participation in a lifelong abduction program. They come from around the world and they have no common overt traits that suggest they are being abducted. Abductees appear to be randomly distributed across all demographics. Interestingly, health is rarely a barrier to abduction. People who suffer from cardiac disease, diabetes, cancer, and other serious medical problems are all abducted. They do not report miracle cures. The aliens are not “healers.” In fact, the only people who are not candidates for abduction seem to be those with significant physical and neurological infirmities that prevent them from doing their duties as part of the abduction program."

Walking Among Us: The Alien Plan to Control Humanity - David M. Jacobs, PhD

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serfer0 ago

St Pepsi version is best version

LanceUppercutt ago

Holy shit...I just spit my scotch out...

philomath ago

whatcha drinking?

500five ago

Fucking Brilliant!! This is Catboykami level funny.

500five ago

LOL, I'm dying here. LOL

awwisnotafarmpromise ago

There's the Germanic Woodcutter [man in the moon]

Also, no niggers have been allowed on the moon. This may change though.

HolePunch ago

it is White

500five ago

Is it also male?

HolePunch ago

traditionally female in most cultures actually. often used by the jews and arabs as a symbol and is the symbol of the female goddess cult of Isis