Curfew before the sun goes down, all the parks and beaches are closed, restaurants can't operate unless they do carry-out, stores can't have more than a certain number of people in them, which forces everyone to wait in line outside (This is better somehow), and now, as if it wasn't bad enough, you can't fucking enter a store without a fucking mask on.
Riddle me this, Voat: I can't enter a store without a mask, but I can't get a mask without entering a store. And once I actually have the mask, I also have to stand outside to prevent the spread of the disease by standing next to people for an hour to go into the store. How the fuck does that make any sense?
whipcracker ago
Are you a nigger? I mean why wouldnt you have a mask?
Dortex1 ago
Because CCP won't kill me. And if my neighbors catch it and die, my life gets better.
clamhurt_legbeard ago
President says you're supposed to wear a scarf, not a mask.
Dortex1 ago
It's the tropics. Only hipsters have scarves here.
clamhurt_legbeard ago
Then get arrested, like I care.
Dortex1 ago
What a weird exchange we just had. "HEY YOU. TROPICAL MAN. USE A SCAFR" "It's the tropics tho" "PSH FINE ROT. SEE IF I CARE" "???"
clamhurt_legbeard ago
Yes, the way you complain about a problem then complain about a solution. You must be a woman.
Dortex1 ago
What solution? Buddy, I know it hasn't occurred to you, but the problem is that you can't enter a store to buy anything without a mask. Let's pretend for a moment that some moron actually decided to sell scarves at the store in the tropics- right next to the snow shoes and skis. How would you, hypothetically, buy one now?
clamhurt_legbeard ago
lol
Wow.
It's always funny watching stupid people think.
Better question: what motivation do I have to help you and why would that outweigh my motivation to milk you for lulz?
Think carefully....
Dortex1 ago
I think the catch-22 finally sank in and you're trying to pretend like you've somehow gotten one over on me or something. Also, to add to the problem at hand: You can't actually buy any clothing because of the executive orders. So even if I were to sneak in through the back door as a favor, they can't actually let me buy my scarf/ski combo, because they're not "essential items".
clamhurt_legbeard ago
meirl
lol
kammmmak ago
It spreads through stores by air. Not outside. Having a mask is a fucking good thing a must even. Hope you can get n95 but yeah it is all so very very fucked
Dortex1 ago
There's air outside, and standing next to people for an hour is either making it worse because of the proximity, or fucking redundant because of the masks.
kammmmak ago
What in the fuck do you not understand shit for brains.
Closed areas with tons of people crisscrossing is just moving breathed air around.
Outside fresh air is constantly being refreshed.
Dortex1 ago
The part where standing outside in a crowd of people is better than dashing in and out of a store. Then requiring a mask to enter the store, but insisting everyone still wait in line outside of it. But then also not allowing the sale of masks to the people without any because they can't enter the store to buy masks.
A moot point when you're literally standing down wind from the line for extended periods of time. My 4 minute outing suddenly turned into 30+ on top of the actual shopping.
kammmmak ago
Sounds like you're fucked.
clamhurt_legbeard ago
Yeah. Otherwise you might get a cold.
kingdomhearts123 ago
Are you a Puerto Rican?
Dortex1 ago
Unfortunately.
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