In quarantine with ex wife and it's toxic.

In quarantine with ex wife and it's toxic. (whatever)

submitted 4.7 years ago by Revisit

I work from home now. I spend my days cooking, cleaning, playing with my kid and focusing on productive hobbies (reading, garden, excercise etc). My ex and I decided to share our old house during this time so our kid would see us both consistently. At first i entertained the idea that we would settle differences during this time but her behavior is just awful. In addition to nonstop insults she spends all her time in front of the tv and on her phone. This weekend she logged 20 hours in front of the tv that i saw. She puts on a kids show for our little one then just sits there all day. When i finish up work I make no effort to "keep it down the show is on" and proceed to clean up her messes and play active games with the kid. She's a stronk wamen who still goes to work (if she gets us sick...) and gargles feminist bullshit and loves the electric jew. This experience is highlighting all the shit that I tried to change or tolerate during our time together. I'm considering going full blown, unfiltered jew bash racemix and pattern calling on every scene of her shitty programs. Just wanted to share my experience with you assholes during this ridiculous time without going into too much detail.

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MrPim 4.7 years ago

If you smother her with a pillow you can claim she died of the chinkflu.

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MrBateman 4.7 years ago

Fill her water with extra fluoride and kill her through fluoride poisoning. They'd have to sweep it under the rug and you could say you were just caring for her teeth if you got caught.

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Lokester 4.7 years ago

This guy knows. He's died from it.

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Vc83 4.7 years ago

"Hi honey i found this new drug"

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Plant_Boy 4.7 years ago

OP takes placebo

Kid takes placebo

Wife takes not placebo

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PagingDrBenway 4.7 years ago

Hands her a bottle of fish tank cleaner

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MrPancake 4.7 years ago

You don't have to "claim"; (((they))) will do it for you.

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