it's 2 o'clock in the afternoon on a saturday when i start hearing some ooking and eeking right outside of my window. i looked through the blinds and see this fucking nigger sitting on my patio chair, high as fuck and dropping some SICK rhymes while rolling a blunt on my patio chair. at this point, i'm fucking fuming because maintenance is constantly going back and forth around my property and if they see him doing that shit, my ass could get evicted. i called the cops and tell them what's up. i even advised them to park in the back of the building so they can surprise him and hopefully not have to pursue a chase.
i live in a city where cops are seriously everywhere (take a guess why). i cannot even fathom how fucking retarded you'd have to be to do something illegal in the middle of the day on someone else's property in a city where cops are no more than 5 minutes away. sure enough, they show up and put him in cuffs. but not before they make him clean up the trash and papers that he left on my patio lol.
GoatyVoaty ago
i mean, c'mon... he pretty much got himself arrested at that point...
libman ago
I'm starting to get delibertarianized on the War On Drugs...
KimBellend ago
If drugs become free and even more available there will just be more drugtaking and just as much crime.
Do idiot libertarians really think that China will stop shipping fentanyl into the country if we just have laxer laws, or none at all? The Chinese don't care about drug profits. They are bringing in fentanyl so as to destroy America. Making it free won't stop that. It is a war.
The only trouble with the "war on drugs" is that in a war you are supposed to be able to kill your enemies but we don't do that.
Execute drug dealers. Swiftly. Then the problem will start to become manageable.
Kingssman ago
niggers have no concept of hindsight. hence why so many of them get caught when they do something illegal.
KimBellend ago
foresight
majb ago
Let's get this straight. YOU did not get a nigger arrested today. They got themselves arrested, just as they do every other day.
Armpit_and_Ass ago
Well done, citizen.
Meme_Factory_1776 ago
The problem is you !!! and I can't say it enough. You should have confronted the nigger. You should have had a nice pistol, went out there and said 'you need to leave this area now, not layer, not just a second, NOW! It should be obvious laws do not change nigger behavior.
invisiblephrend ago
yeah, lemme just catch a premeditated murder conviction because tyrone wanted to smoke some weed on my property. i'm not living in a fucking hollywood movie.
Meme_Factory_1776 ago
Boy you stupid, so much for being an alpha.
KimBellend ago
Alpha doesn't mean stupid.
Meme_Factory_1776 ago
Whatever faggot.
invisiblephrend ago
uh oh! we've got a keyboard warrior over here!
Meme_Factory_1776 ago
OK when did I call the cops. Go read my entire comment and post history and pull something out ass like that.
invisiblephrend ago
LE EDGY MEMELORD STRIKES AGAIN.
no one cares what you think.
LightningAndTheSun ago
Just butting in to tell you that you are falling for bait so hard, my guy
glassuser ago
Sounds like you have some decent police there too.
Meme_Factory_1776 ago
Lol, decent police.
lord_nougat ago
A nigger got itself arrested; you just helped the process along like a good citizen should.
caoimhin ago
Wondering "why" is just attributing rational thought to something that is basically a walking, shitting, cursing sack of uncontrolled impulses. Might as well wonder why shit stinks. Calling the cops was the right thing to do.
Goys-R-Us ago
You need to move. We need a white ethnostate in Idaho or Montana.
ihatejunkiemail ago
need to secure that Northern border. canada is repopulating with those 🐐 fuckers
blumen4alles ago
Go to Idaho, 406 is full.
Goys-R-Us ago
406?
blumen4alles ago
Area code for all of Montana. Most states that I know of have multiple area codes now because they would run out of phone numbers otherwise. Now if all the wildlife and guns in Montana had phones, they would probably need at least three area codes...
Goys-R-Us ago
Gotcha. I think 406 has less than 1 million people in it. I'm was waffling but now I'm definitely moving there just to annoy a complete stranger. Cheers!!
blumen4alles ago
Have a good Sunday and 7/7, Goat :)
Goys-R-Us ago
You to new neighbor! I like the mountains. Where should I buy in MT?
blumen4alles ago
Well if you like mountains, stick to the western half of the state. The eastern half is mostly flat. Only drawback to living in this area lately has been the wildfires. I'd stay away from the big cities too - but not too far because it is nice to be able to go to a Home Depot, Costco, etc. once in a while. Seems like most areas now have decent internet (DSL) and UPS delivers. What more do you need? :)
Goys-R-Us ago
I love mountains. Honestly the only reason I'm a bit sketchy on Montana is grizzlies. I'd hate to surprise one on my mountain bike - it would probably ruin my day.
I'll be checking out various areas via RV at some point. Ideally I'd live near a decent ski area but realistically, a house in a resort community is probably out of my price range.
blumen4alles ago
Ben Garrison lives in Lakeside, MT. There is a ski area (Blacktail Mountain) near there too. Cute little town, close to Kalispell - where there is a Chick-Fil-A :)
Ski resort in Whitefish, which also has the largest jewish population in MT. You can guess where it is expensive to live...
Seen many black bears, not too many grizzlies around as far as I know. You would probably have to go DEEP into the wilderness to even see evidence of one in the area. That would ruin anyone's day running into a grizzly, unless you were hunting one. I was out hiking a couple of weeks ago, saw lots of black bear scat once I got to high enough elevation. Bears really don't make me worry though, except if it is a surprise. I had just loaded my dogs up into the truck once when I saw a mama with three cubs. That was probably the closest I have come to having a problem. You just have to keep good situational awareness and try to avoid terrain with limited visibility. I always make sure my dogs are close when we approach a bend in the trail when hiking, and don't let them get too far ahead. Constantly scanning up, down, back.
I love mountains too, and rivers. Hate beaches - too many people, too much sun, too much sand, too much salt. Mosquitoes can get pretty brutal, but this year they haven't been too bad. Last two years prior were bad - still got scars on my ankles!
Goys-R-Us ago
Sounds pretty awesome. I have an affinity for the ocean but to your point, it's usually ruined by the hordes of disgusting people shitting it up. I like the salt air though. But mountain wilderness is the best.
Wouldn't they be able to avoid a bear attack, assuming they're not dachshunds? I always figured a dog could handle itself in a bear encounter - not by fighting back but by being agile enough to escape.
blumen4alles ago
Yeah they would be able to keep away from any bears. Mountain lions usually avoid dogs too. Mostly it is for my own piece of mind, also if anyone else was on the trail I want to see them before the dogs do. They are still pretty young, one usually keeps close to me, the other is a fruit loop and loves to run and chase wildlife - though he is getting better. It is more of a hiking protocol I want them to learn.
I like the salty air better on the West coast rather than the East. Makes my skin feel sticky though. Anytime I go in the ocean all I wanna do afterwards is take a shower. Also I have had some traumatic experiences in the ocean when I was a child. Stung by a man-o-war - scary because I could not see what was hurting me until I pulled a tentacle wrapped around my hand up out of the water. Screamed for help and see my father quickly moving away from me and towards shore saying "whats got you, blumen4alles?" Earlier than that my genitals felt like they were burning after going in the ocean, my mom had to remove my swim trunks and just have a towel wrapped around me. Still not sure what happened there, it only happened once, maybe there was something dumped in the water.
I love boats of all kinds though, and love to sail. Just don't like beaches, except for maybe at night (no people, no sun haha).
LightningAndTheSun ago
Memes aside, no. There is nowhere left to run. Except maybe central Siberia but there's a reason people don't already live there.
Goys-R-Us ago
No, there are still places left to move. Mostly rural but even some cities. I know it's a retreat but so be it. I want a peaceful, crime free, nog free life.
LightningAndTheSun ago
That's white's problem. We just want peace and happiness and we just think we can be left alone. We never want to accept that we could build a utopia in a week if we rose up and put our enemies to the sword.
KimBellend ago
Re Siberia, I just read a great book on its history. Really filled in some blanks for me. Recommended for history buffs.
East of the Sun: The Epic Conquest and Tragic History of Siberia by Benson Bobrick
MyNameIsMud ago
Idaho is full but definitely Montana!
blumen4alles ago
Idaho needs you more, it acts as the buffer for Montana for the niggers & commies heading East from Washington. If you do move to Montana, go to Whitefish and expel the jews living there.
Goys-R-Us ago
Haha, Idaho is full? You from Idaho ain't you?
Meme_Factory_1776 ago
Moving and Giving in is not an answer.
ravensedgesom ago
Then get your asses harassed by zogbots like the weavers. Not saying you shouldn't try but be aware of what you are up against. Remember desegregation happened at the barrel of a gun.
peacegnome ago
While that would be nice, it is our country and we need to restate that.
KimBellend ago
First the ethnostate. Then the reconquista.
peacegnome ago
that might be the best path, but the end goal is to have our country back.
Goys-R-Us ago
Great idea. How would you go about doing so?
Beenhere2mins ago
Use niggers as tools to attack kikes and their protectors. Maybe lie and say they'll get their own little slice of America when It's all over. Memes can make nigger Americans the most anti-kike group in the US and the best part is that instead of White People getting hurt, niggers will be the ones who dish out and recieve the brunt of the violence surrounding the gog of Satan/politicians/police/whatever.
lanre ago
Just say the likes stole their money via slavery, overthrew their Egyptian kangs, and have hated them for millenia, so any reparations will come from rich Jews.
Beenhere2mins ago
Use niggers as tools to attack kikes and their protectors. Maybe lie and say they'll get their own little slice of America when It's all over. Memes can make nigger Americans the most anti-kike group in the US and the best part is that instead ot Whites getting hurt niggers will be the ones who dish out and recieve the brunt of the violence surrounding the gog of Satan/politicians/police/whatever.
WhiteChickens ago
Tallest Skil knows, everyone pretends they don't understand.
peacegnome ago
Get the Christ cucks up to speed on the jq as well as their tricks. Right now many denominations are taking orders from the jews and supporting degeneracy and the invasion of western countries.
Goys-R-Us ago
The snowball is rolling rapidly downhill and gaining both momentum and mass in the process. You're standing at the bottom of the hill directly in its path crying out for other to wake up to the danger approaching you. Good luck with that.
invisiblephrend ago
love your user name haha!
Goys-R-Us ago
It's a dedication to a long since forgotten voat user named GetWithThePogrom. I couldn't top that but I tried my best.
con77 ago
pepper gel is a motherfucker
mf1776 ago
Should have ventilated it.
monkeytennis ago
Or simply told the police hes doing drugs and you think you can see he is carrying a firearm. Police show up with fingers already half depressed on their triggers - one twitch is all thats needed.
invisiblephrend ago
telling the dispatcher that there are kids in the building probably helped.
monkeytennis ago
It was a nig nog, they basically are mentally ill at least when compared to white people.
lord_nougat ago
In many places these days, that is the only choice as the cops won't even bother making any effort to show up or be in any way helpful. At least in this city.
truthhurts09 ago
While that is the optimal solution. Given the police presence. OP probably lives in a major metropolitan area that disarms law abiding citizens. If he can/does own a firearm and did do society a favor. Then he'd be arrested, charged with 1st degree murder and a hate crime. So in the end OP did the best he reasonably could.
Korinthian ago
You have a strange form of punctuation.
truthhurts09 ago
Fair enough. I have a hard time thinking about how I would say what I want IRL. I try to avoid run on sentences. Sorry about that.
Korinthian ago
It's novel. You just use exclusively periods in places where commas would suffice. No need to apologize or change your ways, I'm only mentioning an observation.
I knew an old grammar nazi that would be grinding his teeth because you have no other flaws, so thank you for bringing me a happy memory.
DasReich ago
not to mention the guaranteed civil suit from the nigger's "family" looking for a ghetto lottery win.
JewishANDaWoman ago
"fambly"
Meme_Factory_1776 ago
No he should have manned up wen out there told it to leave the area or there will be problems.
(Pussy added white people always calling the cops)
dismyassholeaccount ago
To peeps down-voting this faggot, he's half right.
You can't expect nogs to have common sense or knowledge about right or wrong any more than you can expect it from a dog. You gotta get out there and tell them what to do, how to act proper and put down the violent ones until they eventually, over several generations, evolve into something useful to us.
Somecowsspeakhuman ago
Easier to put them down. Dogs still have a use. Niggers are easily replaced by robots or chimps.
KimBellend ago
Your poor English reveals that you are a nog.
To the issue, it is not only safer to leave the nog to the police, it gets the nog on the record as a local problem and makes him known to the cops, for future problems with said nog which will no doubt arise.
Meme_Factory_1776 ago
Sounds like something that a beta would say when you pull the string ...
Pop it landed on Jew this time.. 🎵 Gimmie all your sheckels 🎵
Corpse_washer ago
5 minutes is a long-long time for crimes to commit.
MrBoutros ago
have you not seen the videos from the 60's?
do you not have a dog and a garden hose?
like this!
Goys-R-Us ago
I laughed. Hard.
lord_nougat ago
I laughed flaccidly.
Goys-R-Us ago
Lol. To be fair I only laughed medium hard. I said hard because, you know, nobody wants to admit medium hardness. Good on you admitting flacid laughter. It's nothing to be ashamed about.
invisiblephrend ago
lol well he is now. in county.
MrBoutros ago
good onya.
keep up the good fight