Lavender7 ago

"Whoever uses Facebook is an idiot." Moloch Suckerberg

Conspirologist ago

All faggots use Facebook, but not all Facebook users are faggots. It's more about demented.

Fuhrer1488 ago

Thats a given

prettymuchbullshit ago

The real holocaust is going to be entertaining.

teamviewer ago

Girlfriends? Are those the things with vaginas in them?

Anam ago

Did you just assume her vagina!

One-Way_Bus ago

You got a lot of free internet points with your post.

DesertFox33 ago

Ya. Had no idea it'd draw so many people in. Guess it was pretty emotionally alluring.

Reverse-Flash ago

Is this your 'coming out' party?

MrBateman ago

Today I saw a muslim standing in the entrance of a busy subway train spit on the floor of the entrance as the door was closing. What the fuck? Full head garb woman.

Smallest_Skil ago

Thats not fair, they could be a cuck.

swinston79 ago

I have never had a Jewbook account and never will.

Kannibal ago

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Leave Facebook alone!

A lot of Trump voters live there

LiamOdinThomas ago

YEP GAY AS FUK!! AND THE ONES COMPLAINING ABOUT FAGGOTS ON FACEBOOK IS JUST AS GAY BIA!

Crikes ago

Everything that can be corrupted will be corrupted.

Decentralize all the things!

Jimbonez_Jonez ago

That's a person that puts a dick in their mouth. Gayest thing I've heard about today.

4841400209 ago

Don't forget the congressional hearings where it came out FB tracks people whether they have an account or not. Go back and listen to them.

TheTrigger ago

Make sure to block "images" coming from facebook servers in uMatrix. Every website their widgets get placed on load a hidden pixel which pings facebook on every site you visit, even if you disable JavaScript. They're that evil.

4841400209 ago

Do I need uMatrix if I use Brave? Sorry for asking, I'm technophobic.

TheTrigger ago

Probably. They're like Adblock Plus in that they take bribes from companies in order to be put on a whitelist filter. Do with that information whatever you'd like.

modsrcuntz ago

I haven't used Facebook in 3+ years. I remember the last time I was on there I looked through my"friends" list and thought... "I don't even like any of you people"

critias ago

I use it to inform people about migrants and government betrayal guess im a FAGGOT

DayOfThePillow ago

This is the only acceptable use, which is what I do, I think OP means using it like the NPC's do.

Snuggle-Bunny ago

my grandmother used facebook.... is she a faggot?

-dial

CameraCode0 ago

Yes!

Locked_Account ago

Yes, and sorry, but by relation, you are also a faggot.

Snuggle-Bunny ago

but by relation, you are also a faggot.

god fuccking dammit......NOW i need to get sex with a women

-dial

https://youtu.be/9o0imRANjm0

Locked_Account ago

Solid link!

vastrightwing ago

Not necessarily, the are NPCs as people already understand. Unfortunately, even some of my own family qualifies.

18953001? ago

My grandma called it Faceplant.

HeebSlayer ago

I have never had a Facebook account in my real name. During the 2016 elections I had multiple fake accounts that I used to troll the left. When Pizzagate broke, I used one account to post messages to everyone that had commented on Comet Pizza's page. Now you can't get an account unless you give up your phone number.

AinzOown ago

There are phone apps that can give you a temporary # to verify.

Anam ago

They are getting wise to the fake # trick, or at least, twitter is.

YugeDick ago

So spoof a number temporarily. Robocallers do it all the time.

ParsedOutput ago

Never used it.

loves2smootch ago

Not an original post ;p But I absolutely agree that if you put your true information in Facebook, you are a faggot.

Duchozz ago

Idk i use it to post inflammatory content that gets me banned

ViperCarbz ago

The local groups are surprisingly useful for lost pets and stolen property.

SparklingWiggle ago

This is me.

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spaceman84 ago

Seriously one of the best platforms for trolling leftists and redpilling normie conservatives.

antiliberalsociety ago

I've redpilled more people on there than any other platform.

drstrangegov ago

Me too. But I notice only people I'll never see again use it, so I'm in the middle of the month long delete process.

Duchozz ago

Same. Fighting the good fight homies

citifouronesix ago

What’s a good way to drop red pills on FB? I’m just about done with exams and I have too much free time

Duchozz ago

I literally just post most of what I see on Voats front page on my FB every day. Sometimes I copy/paste top comments. You have to take out the niggers and faggots of the comment but sometimes I just dont give a fuck and it gets past the bans somehow. You'll definitely get banned eventually but I have like 7 accounts that I reactivate/deactivate as i get banned. You'll get away with a surprising amount of shit and then get zucced for something trivial most times.

fightknightHERO ago

Haven't used Jewbook in ages, i still keep the account when i need service for the godforsaken post office

4841400209 ago

Same here. Pisses me off there are some websites that require signing in with FB to peruse their website to shop.

Shotinthedark ago

Great I'm not a fag. I was wondering for awhile there.

Saulspergmin ago

They're not all faggots. Some are dykes.

Locked_Account ago

They are some faggot bitch-ass dykes.

Saulspergmin ago

You have poetry inside you.

FTSIO ago

If you're not proactively blocking facebook trackers in your browser, you're a stupid faggot.

Their sneaky tendrils are intertwined in virtually every website you go to.

spaceman84 ago

Why do you even care what data they collect? I'm already on watch lists.

4841400209 ago

I'm sure anyone with a Voat account is on the NSA watch list. I was once on a terrorist watch list with the TSA because I missed a flight and made a comment I didn't care if my luggage beat me to my destination, I'd catch up to it. Lived through hell for about 4 years trying to catch a plane in time. I'd have to show up 4 hours prior to any flight since it took them forever to go through virtually every single thing I had. Almost always missed connecting flights because they'd do searches all over again.

Complaints to the TSA went unanswered. Then suddenly they must have taken to off their list. No reason why.

Locked_Account ago

Did you say that in person, to a TSA tinydick who's daughter turned him down the night before, and so he flagged you because he took that as an insult?

4841400209 ago

No, I had checked in, but the TSA line was unbelievably long. After half an hour of waiting I knew there was no way I was going to make the flight so I went back to the counter to book another flight.

FTSIO ago

Because it's mine and they don't have my consent to collect it and monetize it.

NiggerVirus ago

Activation complete upvote engaged

Greasy ago

["Ding!" sound of it hitting spittoon]

jewsbadnews ago

sip Yep, Myspace was a good site.

prettymuchbullshit ago

Did you just drink out of a spittoon?

Moln0014 ago

Voat is a good site also!!

Kekalicious ago

Dad in his sixties. Gets on Myspace. Calls me up because he is concerned about someone in his friends. Said he though this Tom guy might be a stalker. He just appeared as a friend and my dad is worries someone hacked his account. I look forward to being like him someday. I deal with the public. (Tom was friends with everyone. He was the founder.)

Gingercuntfirecrotch ago

Part of me believe MySpace didn’t do so well because a bunch of teenagers were learning html.

NiggerVirus ago

Whoa you're so original and clever. NPC drone upvote activate.

midnightblue1335 ago

NPC programming detecting goy noticing upvote farming technique- ENGAGE DOWNVOTE PROTOCOLS.

NiggerVirus bad!

One-Way_Bus ago

NPCs do this all the time for upvoats. All one has to do robotically is type out Fuck Facebook, USS Liberty, Da Joos! on anything, Remember Seth Rich, and other garbage. It's so lazy and other NPCs will mindlessly upvoat it.

Some out here do it periodically adding absolutely nothing to Voat.

Zestyclose_Marketing ago

Got to let the new comers know

One-Way_Bus ago

Copypasta is still lazy gibsmeatinternet points.

Dismember ago

I used it once for a short period of time and I was soon disgusted by the shallow, gossipy and insecure bunch of people who tend to become power users on that platform. And that was just people I knew. Taking myself of there meant i became somewhat of a non-entity even to some in my family but I can live with that.

Locked_Account ago

Decoded, you...:

"sucked cock and took it in the ass for a short period of time and were soon disgusted by the other faggots"

auralsects ago

Having a single gay experience doesn't make you gay. I should know, I've had dozens.

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Dismember ago

I guess if, like yourself, others also need a gay reference to personally relate to what I said, that could be helpful.

Nosense ago

Last one in the pool is a rotten egg

John22 ago

Facebook is scummy beyond believe, this I know. Facebook have been spamming my elderly dads feed with free Android apps under the guise of "RAM booster", "Speed gain" type of apps. The shady way in which it is advertised made him feel he has to install it. I had to clean his phone two days. How can Facebook accept advertising money from these shady app companies. How can they create wording in likes of "Your phone is not safe","Your phone is slow, speed it up now". These stuff is malware to me. More over, I believe Facebook is malware.

DayOfThePillow ago

What, you guys don't want to see what I had for dinner? WTF is wrong with you?!? God damn Nazis.

mitoriomyt ago

spits-with-hock-a-loogie

battleaxe253 ago

Anybody that still uses Facebook in 2019 should take a look at what exactly they're getting out of it. Probably not much other than people posting/sharing about what they watched on TV when they're not bitching about politics, tagging themselves at overpriced night clubs, or posting endlessly about their kids and pets nonstop since their own lives are uninteresting to begin with.

Almost forgot, spits

antiliberalsociety ago

History pages that promote Holocaust memorial get pix of newspaper headlines from the 30's "Judea declares war on Germany!" "Boycott German goods!"

Lefties call me racist for that.

spaceman84 ago

You get to fuck with leftists and normies. Reddit used to be good for that.

teamviewer ago

I get barely edgy and am banned from reddit. Bunch of easily offended magapedes and sjws.

The_Duke_of_Dabs ago

What's Facebook?

tanukihat ago

Can I get in on this?

spits