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Are you the guy who lives on a boat and sails drunk? Maybe I’m misremebering. I almost met with you before. I’ll do it this time. I don’t even drink. I’ll drink.
He offered to take me sailing once, after noting that he almost died being to drunk at sea and losing control of the vessel. I declined. At this point, I’d let him take me out on his ship even if I thought he was going to Soprano me. Nothing to lose anymore
On a perhaps intentionally self distracting note, if you ever see those liquid probiotics in the cold section of a health food store, says like “billions of live strains” and costs like 15 dollars....
Buy it....if you’d like to increase the projection and volume of your semen.
It’s not like fake semen filler, man. It’s just so many healthy strains of aminos and probiotics that it gets your lowers functioning and flowing at maximum potential (along with many other benefits).
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WORF_MOTORBOATS_TROI ago
When?
Dystopium ago
Are you the guy who lives on a boat and sails drunk? Maybe I’m misremebering. I almost met with you before. I’ll do it this time. I don’t even drink. I’ll drink.
WORF_MOTORBOATS_TROI ago
No. Never mind.
Dystopium ago
Why never mind?
WORF_MOTORBOATS_TROI ago
I don't trust people who willingly associate with sailors
Dystopium ago
He offered to take me sailing once, after noting that he almost died being to drunk at sea and losing control of the vessel. I declined. At this point, I’d let him take me out on his ship even if I thought he was going to Soprano me. Nothing to lose anymore
WORF_MOTORBOATS_TROI ago
He was gonna rape you
drstrangegov ago
dystopium craves seamen.
Dystopium ago
On a perhaps intentionally self distracting note, if you ever see those liquid probiotics in the cold section of a health food store, says like “billions of live strains” and costs like 15 dollars....
Buy it....if you’d like to increase the projection and volume of your semen.
drstrangegov ago
i'm not a porn star.
Dystopium ago
Don’t buy the semen juice because the only sure result will be you banging 3 chicks on camera for money
But seriously, it’s very healthy for you. Doesn’t mean you need it.
drstrangegov ago
that sounds like a headache.
Dystopium ago
It’s not like fake semen filler, man. It’s just so many healthy strains of aminos and probiotics that it gets your lowers functioning and flowing at maximum potential (along with many other benefits).
No headaches involved. Probably cures them, even.
Nosferatjew ago
Stop trying ro dox people, u/DeepSteak.
drstrangegov ago
oooh! clever!