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WORF_MOTORBOATS_TROI ago

When?

Dystopium ago

Are you the guy who lives on a boat and sails drunk? Maybe I’m misremebering. I almost met with you before. I’ll do it this time. I don’t even drink. I’ll drink.

WORF_MOTORBOATS_TROI ago

No. Never mind.

Dystopium ago

Why never mind?

WORF_MOTORBOATS_TROI ago

I don't trust people who willingly associate with sailors

Dystopium ago

He offered to take me sailing once, after noting that he almost died being to drunk at sea and losing control of the vessel. I declined. At this point, I’d let him take me out on his ship even if I thought he was going to Soprano me. Nothing to lose anymore

WORF_MOTORBOATS_TROI ago

He was gonna rape you

drstrangegov ago

dystopium craves seamen.

Dystopium ago

On a perhaps intentionally self distracting note, if you ever see those liquid probiotics in the cold section of a health food store, says like “billions of live strains” and costs like 15 dollars....

Buy it....if you’d like to increase the projection and volume of your semen.

drstrangegov ago

i'm not a porn star.

Dystopium ago

Don’t buy the semen juice because the only sure result will be you banging 3 chicks on camera for money

But seriously, it’s very healthy for you. Doesn’t mean you need it.

drstrangegov ago

that sounds like a headache.

Dystopium ago

It’s not like fake semen filler, man. It’s just so many healthy strains of aminos and probiotics that it gets your lowers functioning and flowing at maximum potential (along with many other benefits).

No headaches involved. Probably cures them, even.

Nosferatjew ago

Stop trying ro dox people, u/DeepSteak.

drstrangegov ago

oooh! clever!