digitalentity1497 ago

Shheeeiiiiitttttt

thelma ago

Frenchy nigger ...

In what manner are you intending on killing yourself?

BlowjaySimpson ago

23andMe literally adds .1 kang to white people to avoid racism and "purity complexes" it's garbage. Even my grandpa-in-law, the 99.9 percent pure Bavarian phenotype showed .1 Ashkenazi. It's SJW garbage.

bitbug ago

Never give away your DNA, idiot.

Also you should know these companies have admitted to faking the numbers specifically to "trigger racists"

Chumpychumpsmith ago

Unassigned, does that mean a ancestor was abducted by aliens?

ADaniels ago

They just add that .1-2 percent African for everyone lol, you aren’t related to niggers.

sguevar ago

Ok this made me laugh so hard on the bus. Try no to let that small percentage to drive you out of your household hahahahaha

NotHereForPizza ago

Dumbass

tendiesonfloor ago

brown eyes

Not white.

CheeseboogersGhost ago

fuckin wopnog heh heh heh

notaspy ago

Dude, go to harvard, diversity job fairs, the welfare office! Your a made nigga now.

clamhurt_legbeard ago

Why did you do this?

theoldones ago

phew, at least you aint a jew

DietCokehead1 ago

@CANCEL-CAT-FACTS because ppl are as afraid of dogs as they are of cats!!!!

CANCEL-CAT-FACTS ago

If cats were horse-sized we would live in constant fear.

lord_nougat ago

I would ride my cat steed into battle!

Then at some point he'd get bored with that and kill me, of course.

CANCEL-CAT-FACTS ago

He would kill you and still expect you to open up a can of cat food for him later.

lord_nougat ago

Typical kitty!

RabbiAdolf ago

this thread was very enjoyable, thank you

lord_nougat ago

Shalom, rabbi.

clamhurt_legbeard ago

What, like sabertooth tigers or something?

That'd be crazy!

BigFatDaddy ago

Nigger

Fred ago

fucking nigger

Givemethestrength ago

Fucking nigger Irish at that.

PhilaFerret ago

At least Facebook is free for people who choose to give away personal information.

Oh_Well_ian ago

You handed over your DNA ??

Rest in Peace, my friend.

BlowjaySimpson ago

Abducted by elite for rare donor match in 3... 2...

crazyjuan ago

Watch him get replaced by a clone now.

100LinksToGunter ago

Commit suicide and randomly end up donating organs to the highest bidder more like.

no_step_on_snek ago

Grats on giving some alphabet agency your DNA?

DietCokehead1 ago

Grats on not getting your DNA tested because you know your results will come back Jewish.

watitdew ago

tfw 2% kike

no_step_on_snek ago

Whatever helps you feel vindicated about making a bad decision, pal. You know they fudge those results, right?

lord_nougat ago

Because, as a convicted felon, they already have all of that on record and this just seemed like an amusing thing for a criminal like him to do.

BillyLuath ago

0.01% if actual and not noise, means you had a single Kangz ancestor back sometime before the year 1750 or so.

Honestly, how likely is that?

3Calculated5Me ago

It's not even noise its propaganda.

DietCokehead1 ago

Right.

full article: http://archive.is/3LycD

racewest22 ago

Not surprised. Ancestry's advertising is "Who do you think is the most evil?" "Germans." "Well, you have 5% German, so there!"

MichelleObamasPenis ago

WE IZ QUEENZ!

sguevar ago

Awesome nickname also made me laugh.

Spaceballs-1 ago

Get yourself in line for those sweet gibs!