MadWorld ago

Can you put something there to indicate its scale? Is this goat big enough to punch a nigger in case of self-defense?

digitalentity1497 ago

Here's one with a ruler for size. This is a thick as a penny more or less.

MadWorld ago

Is there a way to hang the big one in the car?

Rotteuxx ago

From your rear view mirror ? It's a bit big.

Could make thinner ones as car ornaments with 2-way tape though

digitalentity1497 ago

I'm not sure what they're made of but I think you can rivet to your car? You should ask @Rotteuxx, he's better with metal than me.

prairie ago

Any Voat silver rounds/bars been made yet?

digitalentity1497 ago

I'm very happy with them. Specially the big goat now part of my PC.

TheKobold ago

With a bit of know how I bet some one could make the goat head into a poor mans knuckle duster.

digitalentity1497 ago

I would ruin it but I like how you think.

TheKobold ago

I don't mean those one specifically, and I know they are illegal.

A friend of mine has cat key chain made of metal with similar ears to the goat horns and the eyes are easily fingers holes. So in a pinch it turns from giant stupid key chain to knuckle duster.

digitalentity1497 ago

I remember in high school, shop class I made one lol

TheKobold ago

By time I got to take a shop class they had sissified them, we couldn't use any of the cool tools they still had in there. Luckily I have a good crafty self sufficient dad.

Rotteuxx ago

Should've begged more ;)

Want one ?

1moar ago

Yeah, count me in.

MD7COVENANT ago

I haven't received mine in the mail yet - but when I do, which end should I insert into my anus first? And for the little one, I gotta put that baby right up my urethra. Head first, right? Or do I leave his head out, staring boldly at the world? Yeah! That's it - the ass it's head first, ass and rear legs out, and from my dick, the little head poking out.

<3 VOAT!

digitalentity1497 ago

I would pay to see that. XD

Rotteuxx ago

Make sure to write your username in the shipping notes when ordering, I'll send you some that aren't deburred.

MD7COVENANT ago

Mmmmmm nice! That'll keep them in there good, and remind me how much I love voat as I'm walking around offline throughout the day!

(Seriously, they are nice! If I had the spending money I'd grab one, I could use a new keychain.)

Rotteuxx ago

Thx, I'm sure you'll find a few bucks to spare when they go on sale !

SmugPeePee ago

What are they?

digitalentity1497 ago

2 Keychain and an emblem? I put magnets on it and stuck it on the PC. Maybe the fridge?

MadWorld ago

Putting anything magnetic on the computer is generally a bad idea. I had a laptop burned out from magnets with kids running around. But it sounds great to put on fridge. Is this the final version yet?

digitalentity1497 ago

Noted.

Rotteuxx ago

Overstock from the first sample run of Voat merchandise I proposed to the community.

2 keychains & 1x 6" tall Voat Goat, 304 stainless steel.

1moar ago

Tell you when you're older.

Nah some Voat merch made by @rotteuxx...he probably has more info...

digitalentity1497 ago

It used to be longer but it broke :(

Nadeshda ago

Very nice!

peacegnome ago

15cm ~ 6in. it has both scales. Could you imagine this thing being 15 inches :)

Rotteuxx ago

These are from the first sample run, they're not the redesigned bottle opener model.

But any smoker will know how to open bottles with them.

Firinmahlazer ago

Is the Voat one small enough for a keychain? If so how do I get one?

peacegnome ago

yes, it looks like it is a bit over an inch. you can't have one until the licensing is figured out.

Firinmahlazer ago

Thanks!

digitalentity1497 ago

My mom was raised on a farm and apparently so do cows. She would call her cow and she would come running. Yeah its a shame they taste so good :(.

Reddit_traitor ago

shut up and take my money...

digitalentity1497 ago

I don't think it fits in the mailbox. If I ever get a real goat, it might end up on the BBQ.

digitalentity1497 ago

Well haven't tried it but the big goat could do this with the right ear? I glued using epoxy some rare earth magnets at the back. The big goat is proudly hung on my PC.

digitalentity1497 ago

@Rotteuxx They are magnifique! Thank you very much!

Rotteuxx ago

Fait plaisir !

Precipitate ago

I saw the prototypes but I never saw that you'd started selling them. Please take my money.

Rotteuxx ago

I haven't, just gifted some samples from the first trial run to Goats who asked nicely :)

Precipitate ago

Any idea when you'll start selling them?

Rotteuxx ago

As soon as Putt & I reach an agreement

digitalentity1497 ago

Watch out Rotteuxx, you might have orders coming in.... XD

Rotteuxx ago

Not without @Puttitout authorizing me to :)

digitalentity1497 ago

@PuttItOut , it's time to make money with these!