So Greta Fanclub... (soapdoxbanhammer)

submitted ago by fluhthreeex

WHAT WILL LITTLE GRETA DO NEXT?

Throw the STANK EYE at CHINA LEADER?

Cross her arms and furrow her brow in front of GRORIOUS KOREA READER??

Eat Feces to lead by example in saying "Recycling Is The Future!"?

Please Tweet updates here, Greta Fan Clubbers.

Just a heads up but this should probably be stickied so we can all see it regularly.

friendshipistragic ago

Autism psychic battle with Barron Trump

gabara ago

She'll take another jetplane instead of a boat

Drunkenst ago

Chip in to buy her a broken digital thermometer that only registers 74 degrees Fahrenheit. This will ensure she goes sanitarium.

ItWasMeAllThisTime ago

She goes on hunger strike and dies.

Whole world rejoices.

I buy a ticket to Sweden just to take a squatting fat shit on her grave to honor her memory.

Luis_Sphincta ago

Couldn't we just send her to a (fake, obviously) environmental impact consultation with Creepy Uncle Joe, a leather couch, and a hidden camera? Then see what unfolds?

CheeseboogerHimself ago

I think she will marry an nigger 'cause she too damn ugly for anybody else

ArcAngel ago

maybe it will go missing at sea on the return voyage