guys im back from the dentist and half my face is numb (soapdoxbanhammer)

submitted ago by clamhurt_legbeard

im currently feeling fine but the dentist warned me to take drugs before the numbness wears off

so i took my honkinest pill

well see how that works

otherwise ill probably just take more drugs because cocktails are where its at

ill keep you guys updated

ExpertShitposter ago

I was born with 2 extra teeth that never grew out.

clamhurt_legbeard ago

ya i have two wisdom teeth at the bottom

they always act like your face is going to fall off if you dont let them remove the teeth

but its all just about money

ExpertShitposter ago

I have them at the top. It was only a x-ray that revealed their existence. Looked like this, but at the top. https://s20797.pcdn.co/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/wisdom4.jpg

clamhurt_legbeard ago

mine are like this

full on sideways lol

ExpertShitposter ago

Actually mine were like that too but small and deformed midgetsized, not properly developed.

clamhurt_legbeard ago

mine are very large and manly

they just fell over because they are drunk slav teeth lol

clamhurt_legbeard ago

oh god

moar jpg

forget-me-not ago

Hehe, got a hot dentist, huh? (; I know why ur face is numb.

Show us ur purdy huwhite teef!

clamhurt_legbeard ago

only the right half

the left half is like before

im like a tv commercial

lord_nougat ago

Punch yourself in the face like Tyler Durden and post video on here! Think of the copious upvotes!!

clamhurt_legbeard ago

dude

youre pretty late

its almost totally worn off now

lucky i go back in a couple weeks so if i remember i can do it then lol

lord_nougat ago

Well fuck. It could have been so cool!

Sorry about my tardiness. For some reason, I've been doing actual job related work for a change. I promise not to make a habit of it!

clamhurt_legbeard ago

pff

like id be caught dead working on a thursday

lord_nougat ago

Seriously! WTF was I fucking thinking?!!?!