holy shit guys my mouth is darker and more tender than your moms vag after she let the entite football team inside her at homecoming

im like

is this some new form of cold than also destroys your entire god damn mouth

ive started carrying a damn toothbrush with me and im rinsing and gingerly brushing multiple times a day

probably going to do a another shot of coconut oil or maybe honey

this is bullshit tho

dont get supergonorrhea or whatever came with this cold

this is way fucking worse than mouth herpes

fact