blumen4alles ago

Nice I am going to add that one to my v/pics submission.

JesusRules ago

Just like on South Park ! ahahhaha

Xax ago

Yep. That’s some droopy drawers there. I hope that stain comes out for the next owner.

Jujubean ago

Scavengers and carrion eaters are part of the cycle of life. These bottom feeders are an annoyance at best and can be put in their place easily by an alpha predator.

BadBoyBubby ago

I wonder why that image is tagged with "anadolu agency", it's turkish media company, what do they have to do with this?

Splooge ago

Whoever took the original photos sold the rights to them, Anadolu then turns around and charges royalty fees to press outlets to run the photos in their articles.

2-loot-the-boot ago

It's nothing new that people deficate when they die...

superspathi ago

The final laxative.

RM-Goetbbels ago

Hahahahaha! The niggers are stealing his shit off of his dead body. It really doesn't surprise me, they're niggers.

DamonAxemaker ago

Rest In Feces

Gorillion ago

Spend adult life being a raging, infantilized liberal diaper baby.

Die with full load in pants.

It's what he would have wanted.

ciaozuzu ago

Did they really loot him? Wait dont answer that ... the vision I have of that dying kike getting looted by his pet niggers is too glorious.

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ChanceIIorMershekeI ago

There is something amusing thinking that this guy probably genuinely thought that groids were better than him and part of some sort of Master Race, only for them to see him in return as nothing more than a walking bag of goodies. Maybe a wallet with some cash, a credit card, an ID to do some fraud with, a sailfone to sell. Maybe he was autologged in on his social media accounts, which allows a bit more fraud. His profile might be used to scam a few more stupid people. Might be able to get a few dollars for his shoes, too. Which probably describes exactly how Leftists see groids and groids see Leftists as a whole. The former sees the latter through rose-tinted glasses, as saints to whom a debt is eternally owed. And the latter see the former as opportunities if they're unarmed, threats if they're armed, but worth less than dogshit regardless.

I'm sure he's glad knowing that he'll probably still be casting a vote for Biden real soon.

Merlynn ago

He was a jew. He knew what they were and he probably didn't have anything valuable on him.

VAT ago

Chronic Soy Milk diet diarrhea is a Bitch.

A foul, wet, putrid bitch.

greydragon ago

When you die, your shit generally gets vacated. This is normal.

In hangings, almost everyone shits themselves.

Maroonsaint ago

Mine will be. Taking my car 140 off the road. It will be glorious. I will fly through the windshield like an angel on the way to heaven

greydragon ago

Who is going to be your Louise? Thelma?

You're too important to lose.

Get your shit together. And only ask me for dick pics, ya slovenly bastard!

Maroonsaint ago

Slovenly. I learned a new word. Which is good since my vocabulary has been very lacking as off lately. I really need to read more

greydragon ago

You are awesome and I love you!

Maroonsaint ago

Well that was interesting

greydragon ago

Did you read the whole thing? It is chilling.

Maroonsaint ago

What’s your favorite lovecraft story

greydragon ago

Rats in the Wall (hence why I posted it) and Call of Cthulhu (I think).

This is the most wicked opening paragraph of all time:

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far. The sciences, each straining in its own direction, have hitherto harmed us little; but some day the piecing together of dissociated knowledge will open up such terrifying vistas of reality, and of our frightful position therein, that we shall either go mad from the revelation or flee from the light into the peace and safety of a new dark age.

Maroonsaint ago

Does he write mostly books or short stories like that one

greydragon ago

I don't think he ever wrote a "book." He's all outstanding short stories. The funny thing is the jews stole all his material for their movies.

Side note, he named his dog "Nigger."

Maroonsaint ago

I’ll probably read more of him then. Next tine I see a book store

greydragon ago

You are solid man. Love you. Cheers!

No dick pics for you, sorry.

Maroonsaint ago

I saw in the story he named his cat nigger too

greydragon ago

Only one nigger, I could be wrong, maybe it was his cat.

Anyway, cool story (Rats in the Wall).

Maroonsaint ago

I got a bunch of Edgar Allen Poe books. I love his shit. Been a while since I cracked one though

Maroonsaint ago

Yes

JustAName1488 ago

You hoping to meat crayon it or?

Maroonsaint ago

I almost did before. I went off-roading at a hundred miles an hour. Iv never gone 140 though. Iv only made it up to 137. My car wouldn’t go any faster

KILLtheRATS ago

Not if there is no shit in your ass

greydragon ago

There is always turds in you meat system. Maybe if one is purging his system by going on a purification fasting I'd buy it. Otherwise, there are turds floating through the system.

VAT ago

Except for "Dear Leader" of "Best Korea"

It is widely taught in North Korea that if he were to die, no shit would come out. Really. Its a thing.

Kim Jong-un doesn’t poo'

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/kim-jong-not-poo-pee-17090447

greydragon ago

He's also claimed to have made something like six holes-in-one during an 18-hole golf course.

I suck at golf. I did make a ridiculous hole-in-one one time. Who has two thumbs, sucks at golf, and made a hole-in-one? points at self This guy!

Nukeisrael ago

He actually says he got 18 hole-in ones.

Heil_Kyle ago

Rosenbaum = five holes in one.

VAT ago

Kyle the Kid is capable of five bullet hits on a single moving target in one second! :

Joseph Rosenbaum hit by FIVE bullets from one or more weapons! Blue Check tweet:

https://files.catbox.moe/ybejv8.jpg

greydragon ago

I knew there had to be more wounds than the headshot. The video has so many rounds go off at close range.

thisgoyfux ago

Live long enough and you'll shit yourself at some point, anyway. Life isn't too graceful, either!

everlastingphelps ago

Drink long enough and you'll shit your pants too.

Catfishbelly ago

Shitting right now

flaxom ago

You and me both, baby

Zed_Leppelin ago

Well we all constantly shit ourselves for the first couple years or so.

dismyassholeaccount ago

Sometimes the first and last few.

greydragon ago

Absolutely true. I've sharted myself twice and totally shit my pants once scrambling to open the door to my apartment after driving home from a bar. I was so close. So close to the toilet. Yet I failed. Oh well.

SaneandAware ago

It hasn't happened to me yet, but I notice the warning time from the first "I think I might have to shit pretty soon" to the point where it is actually evacuating has gotten remarkably short.

greydragon ago

... but I notice the warning time from the first "I think I might have to shit pretty soon" to the point where it is actually evacuating has gotten remarkably short.

You're getting older, ha ha!

greydragon ago

Are you fucking with me?

Your second pick is extreme. Yeah. I didn't mean a fucking hard-core marathon.

You fucking chump.

reddit: Acshully

robot7247 ago

Got it, recent ex-redditor wants me to parse his faggotry.

Tl;dr, "Nooo, not that kind of exercise."

greydragon ago

Gayyyyyy!

robot7247 ago

weak