BB-3 ago

Is that anything like QWOP?

superspathi ago

Nuke mecca 100 times.

yewotm8 ago

Lol why was that slut just passed out in his house if she wasn't trying to get "raped"? I feel like he's innocent because people understand the absurdity of the slag calling "rape" in such a scenario, but it's politically incorrect to do so, so they just say that his bullshit story is true in order to get the same effect.

RageAgainstTheAmish ago

Eminem claimed it first 😂

Broc_Lia ago

Waitwhat? More than one person made this ridiculous lie?

RageAgainstTheAmish ago

Its on his song Guilty Conscience:

Wait! What if there's an explanation for this shit?

(What? She tripped? Fell? Landed on his dick?)

newoldwave ago

Heard of pay to play? Now it's pay to flee.

HeavyBrain ago

All the "sex is no accident" ads come to my mind.

thirdright ago

A rich sandnigger and women that stay with sandniggers. Don't care what happened.

DefinitelyNotaJew ago

Damn it, I hate when I accidentally rape teenagers. Totally understandable mistake.

GritD2 ago

They were probably really upset.

I raped a teen? I really thought they were younger, I swear!

Deflo56 ago

Sounds like the checks in the mail. Wonder how much this set him back?

Reverse-Flash ago

One time he tripped and his dick got stuck in a stack of 50's.

Infearmal ago

Be a muslim millionaire

Rent whores to your place

They sue you for rape

Tribunals are yours

Tribunal discharge you

Media you own makes an article about you

You get famous in your millionaires club

Profit

Hektik ago

Epstein?

Broc_Lia ago

Thanks. Keep reminding me. I still forget to scrub those all the time.

ChiCom ago

How shitskined was the jury?

They always leave out the vital info.

Ocelot ago

And how big the judge's nose?

ArdentPurpose ago

The jury acquitted him in just 30 minutes of deliberations.

Jesus H Christ the fucking corruption in plain sight and no one doing a damn thing about it is why they'll always feel emboldened to fucking abuse and murder us.

edgydude69 ago

Sloots looking for a payday.

allahead ago

It's hard to keep track of all the times people just fall into a pussy. Damn things are everywhere.

HeavyBrain ago

I guess I should try out and balance on a rope, never triped so bad that I landed in some pussy.

Infearmal ago

YÅ«ki Rito IRL.

Shotinthedark ago

Happened to me twice last week.

tokui ago

Two whores in a club. The jury didn't believe him, they just saw through the cunts.

Broc_Lia ago

By the sounds of it he didn't request a jury trial. Probably a smart decision.

tokui ago

The jury acquitted him in just 30 minutes of deliberations.

Broc_Lia ago

Heh, my bad. I read the bit about "the judge accepted his explanation" and assumed the judge was the one deciding his guilt.

tokui ago

Tripped, how many times - for hours?

HeavyBrain ago

Ugh, I told you the floor was lava slippery.

el_llama ago

It was only about 2 and a half minutes

Drunkenst ago

Restored my faith in the justice system.

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Tallest_Skil ago

Imagine thinking anything was going to happen to him, by anyone, ever.

Attac ago

According to the article the jury acquitted him. Sooo?

Tallest_Skil ago

… Yes… that’s what I said.

Attac ago

Can't blame the system, if his peers judged him.

DrPlant ago

He is just too lucky, most people hurt themselves when they trip.

derram ago

https://archive.ph/TqDHZ :

None | Ehsan Abdulaziz: Saudi millionaire who said he 'accidentally tripped and penetrated' teenage girl cleared of rape | The Independent

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