Spilling the beans on Stephen Paddock (politics)

submitted ago by NASAspecialops

OK everyone

It is time to spill the beans. I know the cloning program has been mentioned but we may as well let you in on some other secrets.

Stephen Paddock was part of the Squirrel program.

Now, some of you might be aware that if you burst a bubble with a sound wave, it is one of the only times that you will find sound creating light, it is a process known as sonoluminescence and is part of a project to save the world.

If you look here:

https://imgur.com/a/6P05E

You will notice that there are three angels in the background. These apparitions, are in fact the power puff girls. I have circled them below:

https://imgur.com/a/ZNMK0

Now, if we take a look at this episode of the “The Power Puff Girls” you will notice, that bubbles can in fact speak the language of squirrels, much to the annoyance of the other girls, who are forced to succumb to her abilities and recognise such intel is integral to their whole operation. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ub2xiuZqn70

Some of you may or may not be aware of the super secret spy program upon which that episode is based and which recruits hostile enemy combatant psychics they track on 4chan and other obscure social networks.

The program is run by the NSA as demonstrated here https://imgur.com/a/mvG3o https://imgur.com/a/pkva3

Well, now you all know the truth. Stephen Paddock was in fact multiple clones, utilised in a top secret spy program with NASA and the NSA.

Not much left to say about it, a part from this https://imgur.com/a/wPrsV

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ReCEgrTjKsM

Cheesebooger ago

pffft This sounds like some sort of (((diversion))) tactic. I'm willing to bet he was an arms dealer for Israel and into child sex trafficking. Something went wrong. Most likely he screwed them over.

NASAspecialops ago

Take a look at this Mr Sunshine https://voat.co/v/politics/2210157

Cheesebooger ago

I don't see anything but heli lights. No gun fire from heli's

dontforgetaboutevil ago

Why did you leave out that the squirrels are from mars?

Gathering nuts? Yeah that's just them trying to find new fuels for their squirrel rockets.

NASAspecialops ago

I also didn't mention this http://i66.tinypic.com/ngq24i.png

dontforgetaboutevil ago

You'll never get away with this. Your violation of the Acorn Accords spells your doom!!

Lobotomy ago

This is pretty shit bait my dude, but at least it gave me a chuckle.

brandon816 ago

Well, what can you expect from bots?

NASAspecialops ago

I expected much more from you brandon.

brandon816 ago

How does the mark label the decorous force?

FireMarshallBill ago

This would have been more apporopriate in /v/conspiracy, no?

Lobotomy ago

This thread is a shitpost if you want me to explain the joke.

FireMarshallBill ago

It wasn't a very funny one.

NASAspecialops ago

This is heartbreaking, I am putting my neck on the line and you are taking it as a joke.

FireMarshallBill ago

Now that is funny.

JewishAlienSupport ago

I don't believe you. Seems real to me.

GhengisPlan ago

Isn't all politics, conspiracy?

Cooking_with_Alf ago

yawn. get visited by aliens much?

NASAspecialops ago

Agape.

DeepLurker ago

I've always been entertained by the cloning conspiracy theory.

I always shrugged it off as just that, entertainment. Until Dave Chappelle amd everything that happened with him.

Cheesebooger ago

He just lost his mojo and got older.

BlueChampagne ago

Does this connect to Uranium One?

NoBS ago

The fact that subliminal messaging works better with fast resolution visuals is why it "was" banned in the fifties.

Since then they can narrow the scope on emotional manipulation. The faster the refresh, the easier it is to manipulate emotional dependence.

DeletedUser ago

It's like the book of revelations if it was just filled with sheets of acid.

NSA4win ago

Winning.

NSAapplication ago

strike

goatsshadow ago

you were busy here chief :)