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Ocelot ago

Dan "Get in the Van" Schneider

Dan "If They're Young and Firm I Make Them Squirm" Schneider

Dan "Wanna Be a Star? Get in the Car" Schneider

Dan "The Man With a Plan and an Unmarked White Van" Schneider

Dan "I pork What I Can" Schneider

Dan "Old Enough to Read, Old Enough to Breed" Schneider

Dan "Candyland" Schneider

Dan "Split Her In Twain" Schneider

Dan "The Demolition Man" Schneider

Dan "Twelve Inch Span" Schneider

Dan "Baby Lovin' Clan" Schneider

Dan "Ladies' Man" Schneider

Dan "Use Your Hand" Schneider

Dan "Vaginal Scan" Schneider

Dan "Wider Than" Schneider

Dan "Best Man" Schneider

Dan "Game Plan" Schneider

Dan "Panties in the Trash Can" Schneider

Dan "Chicks on my Catamaran" Schneider

Dan "The Spider" Schneider

Dan "Teen Breeder" Schneider

Dan "This One's a Bleeder" Schneider

Dan "Came Inside Her" Schneider

Dan "I'll Defile Her" Schneider

Dan "Rough Rider" Schneider

Dan "Leg Divider" Schneider

Dan "Open Wider" Schneider

Dan "She's a Fighter" Schneider

Dan "I've Had Tighter" Schneider

Dan "Deep Insider Her" Schneider

Dan "Condom Hider" Schneider

Dan "Cum Provider" Schneider

Dan "Gang Bang Guider" Schneider

Dan "Supercollider" Schneider

Dan "minor 69er" Schneider

Dan "Whole Hand Inside Her" Schneider

Dan "Likes 'em Tighter" Schneider

Dan "Cheek Divider" Schneider

Dan "The Rump Rider" Schneider

Dan "Already Creampied Her" Schneider

Dan "Stick it Inside Her" Schneider

Dan "The Warmth Provider" Schneider

Dan "The Overnighter" Schneider

Dan "The Meat Grinder" Schneider

Dan "The Hymen Collider" Schneider

Dan "The Starlet Sodomizer" Schneider

Dan "The Junior High Insider" Schneider

Dan "The Cervix Wrecker" Schneider

Dan "Hold her tighter, she's a fighter" Schneider

Dan "If her age is on the clock, she's old enough for cock" Schneider

Dan "fuck her in the ass then take her to math class" Schneider

Dan "If You Have a Daughter You'd Better Hide Her" Schneider

Dan "The Man With A Plan To Get Underage Poontang"

Dan "If You Take The Dick You get The Flick" Schneider

Dan "Wang Doodle Up the Piper" Schneider

Dan "Please mister, slower" Schneider

Dan "Don't Call Me That" Schnieder

Dan "The Man Hung Like a Coke Can" Schneider

Dan "I like 'em Small And Tan" Schneider

Dan "Got a plan to get your daughter in the van" Schneider

Dan "Don't run don't cry or your career will die" Schneider

3141592653 ago

Cringe...

Ocelot ago

Cringe indeed.

3141592653 ago

Are these supposed to be funny?

Ocelot ago

They're mostly supposed to make you uncomfortable and point out that Schneider is a subhuman pervert. People have been trying to publicly shame him for years. But they originally come from 4chan so I'm sure the basic intent is humor.