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Vindicator ago

From around August/September I began to notice women reacting to a smell I have been giving off, particularly in pubs. I am not talking about a hygiene problem, I realised this was something else entirely. I eventually came to the conclusion that it is a pheromone. How I have come to give off an active pheromone I do not know, this is unheard of and it would probably require an endocrinologist to ascertain exactly what has occurred. It may be something to do with excessive tryptamine use between 2012-15, it could also be genetic. However it happened, that is the situation I now find myself in. I am in no position to identify this specific pheromone, but I do believe that it is a neurosteroid which acts as a potent aphrodisiac. I won't provide the direct links here in case I trigger the spam filter, but you may find these terms on Wikipedia, which are relevant to the release and detection of hormones related to mating...

  • Olfactory bulb
  • Vomeronasal organ
  • GnRH

On the 16th November I was sat in a pub alone and was pondering about this thing. I came to the conclusion that what I was experiencing is a form of telepathy, so I decided to give it a test. The first person I thought of to try this out on was Madeleine McCann. I closed my eyes, clasped my hands together, pictured Maddie in my mind, prayed to God that she's alive and knows Morse code, and said Amen. Lo-and-behold, I immediately got a very distinct smell. I made a link with her. I blinked hard at her, she blinked back. I blinked again, she blinked twice. I then blinked using Morse code

@darkknight111 I think we're being trolled. I am switching this flair to "Possible Disinfo" and leaving this up,, despite it being v/pizzagatewhatever material so that everyone can see what @Vigilia_Procuratio is doing.

Vigilia_Procuratio ago

Thanks a bunch. Surely I've been here long enough to establish that I'm a sincere poster. Do you honestly believe that I'd involve three constabularies for no reason? If it was bullshit, I'd have been arrested by now and I haven't been. I'm being 100% honest. Heck, I'll even give you the link to my Facebook profile if it helps.