It was the Russians. It was MI6 and the totally fake (and stupid) Trump pee dossier. It was Comey. It was stupid Podesta. It was stupid Donna Brazile and CNN, who provided the secret questions for the debate but forgot to give me the secret answers. It was Chelsea and Merv who didn't crank out enough charming grandkids in time. (Did you know they charge me a fortune for photo ops with them? I wonder where she learned that — ha ha!).
It was stupid Weiner and his 15 year-old bimbos. It was stupid Bill and his endless string of chubby bimbos. It was stupid Bill getting caught meeting with Loretta. It was Epstein and his 12 year old bimbos on the Lolita Express and Pedo Island. It was Comey and Prince Andy and whatever they were up to as furries or otherkin.
It was Comet Ping Pong and their damn Instagram. It was the Founding Fathers (the muthas) who invented the Electoral College, It was my coven in the Chappaqua forest who messed up Latin and read the Bible forward, which put a blessing upon me and cancelled all I promised to His Majesty, King of the Bottomless Pit.
It was rumors of FrazzleDrip. It was the Ukraine. Finally it was Orange Man Bad who failed to play his assigned role as the Republican wussie clown and didn't roll over and play dead. But it was not ME.
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plancktonne ago
It was the Russians. It was MI6 and the totally fake (and stupid) Trump pee dossier. It was Comey. It was stupid Podesta. It was stupid Donna Brazile and CNN, who provided the secret questions for the debate but forgot to give me the secret answers. It was Chelsea and Merv who didn't crank out enough charming grandkids in time. (Did you know they charge me a fortune for photo ops with them? I wonder where she learned that — ha ha!).
It was stupid Weiner and his 15 year-old bimbos. It was stupid Bill and his endless string of chubby bimbos. It was stupid Bill getting caught meeting with Loretta. It was Epstein and his 12 year old bimbos on the Lolita Express and Pedo Island. It was Comey and Prince Andy and whatever they were up to as furries or otherkin.
It was Comet Ping Pong and their damn Instagram. It was the Founding Fathers (the muthas) who invented the Electoral College, It was my coven in the Chappaqua forest who messed up Latin and read the Bible forward, which put a blessing upon me and cancelled all I promised to His Majesty, King of the Bottomless Pit.
It was rumors of FrazzleDrip. It was the Ukraine. Finally it was Orange Man Bad who failed to play his assigned role as the Republican wussie clown and didn't roll over and play dead. But it was not ME.
3141592653 ago
Kids aren't "bimbos". Sexually abused and trafficked girls aren't bimbos. They are children and victims of horrid crimes.