I'm a lurker, but found this interesting enough to log in and post this accidental find:

I was doing a search for words that mean the same as 'portal' and was shocked to see the word 'pizzeria' as one of the choices. (Keep scrolling)

https://www.powerthesaurus.org/portal/synonyms

Tried archive.is but that wouldn't work. If one of you goats finds value in this and knows how to archive the page, be my guest. Thanks.

For those who don't want to click on the link, here are the words in the order that they appear on the site:

Gate, doorway, door, gateway, entrance, archway, entry, opening, entryway, portico, inlet, portal site, hatch, porch, access, foyer, passage, gap, threshold, stargate, hatchway, postern, portcullis, entranceway, *hepatic portal vein, vestibule, border, port, goal, lobby, side door, website, edge, passageway, delta, firth, gantry, covered way, pizzeria, ingress, way in, portals, admission, cellarway, hall, gatepost, pylon, entrance gate, trap door, hallway

*Definition of HEPATIC: pertaining to the liver https://medical-dictionary.thefreedictionary.com/hepatic

Added: Thanks @13Buddha for finding this https://www.zumiez.com/tough-times-pizza-portal-sticker.html