Disney Rehires Director James Gunn As Part Of Company-Wide Push Towards Embracing Pedophilia. We’re glad to have him back as we move forward with our plan to inject a pedophilic spirit into everything we create, be it a Marvel film that centers on Baby Groot or an extended release of 1928’s Steamboat Willie in which Mickey Mouse is shown to be transporting bound-and-gagged children in his ship’s cargo hold.” Andrade was quick to add that producers would be keeping a close eye on Gunn to make sure he does not try issuing any more apologies for the intense sexual yearnings he feels toward young children.

https://www.theonion.com/disney-rehires-director-james-gunn-as-part-of-company-w-1833413849