I was working in DC for a large GovCon, an Alaskan Native , and around the room a former M1 chopper Sargent (now a C-Level exec) assigned to CANKS, tolds us all a story about how the bitch proceeded to accuse him of swiping a lost, and very expensive bracelet on M1.
Canks..."I'm missing gold jewelry. I believe its somewhere in chopper."
Canks..."Will you help me find it?"
Sarg...."Maam, what kind of jewelry is it?"
Canks..."Its a gold bracelet, with an insignia and a few precious stones."
Sarg..."Ok, I will look around for it."
About 10 minutes passed and Canks is getting huffy. Her mood changed. (Note, secrete service hated these folks. Canks would regularly tell them to fuck-off after just a normal hello. I head that from several sources.
Canks..."You didn't take that jewelry for your wife , did you?" (accusatory implied tone)
Sarg..."Mamm, did you say that jewelry was gold?"
Canks..."Yes, I did...its gold....."
Sarg..."Mamm, my wife only wears silver."
And, that's Canks for ya. These folks never produced anything in their lives of value and were flat broke coming out of the WH but now run the largest crime syndicate in the world (or at least they make the top 20 next to carters, mafia, CIA...ect).
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Camera_Eye ago
I was working in DC for a large GovCon, an Alaskan Native , and around the room a former M1 chopper Sargent (now a C-Level exec) assigned to CANKS, tolds us all a story about how the bitch proceeded to accuse him of swiping a lost, and very expensive bracelet on M1.
Canks..."I'm missing gold jewelry. I believe its somewhere in chopper." Canks..."Will you help me find it?" Sarg...."Maam, what kind of jewelry is it?" Canks..."Its a gold bracelet, with an insignia and a few precious stones." Sarg..."Ok, I will look around for it."
About 10 minutes passed and Canks is getting huffy. Her mood changed. (Note, secrete service hated these folks. Canks would regularly tell them to fuck-off after just a normal hello. I head that from several sources.
Canks..."You didn't take that jewelry for your wife , did you?" (accusatory implied tone) Sarg..."Mamm, did you say that jewelry was gold?" Canks..."Yes, I did...its gold....." Sarg..."Mamm, my wife only wears silver."
And, that's Canks for ya. These folks never produced anything in their lives of value and were flat broke coming out of the WH but now run the largest crime syndicate in the world (or at least they make the top 20 next to carters, mafia, CIA...ect).
Vindicator ago
LOL. Cankles probably didn't even get the sergent's deft dig.
EffYouJohnPodesta ago
Hillary can't wear anything made of silver because it will cause a burn on her demon skin.
Vindicator ago
Ha ha. EXCELLENT point.
That reminds me of a possibly relevent quip my teenage daughter made when the Twilight movies were the rage: