You and your friends never told each other dead baby jokes when you were kids? We mixed them in with all the racist jokes. Like, one of us would be all...
"Hey Mike, what's the difference between a nigger and shit on a stick? This stick!"
And then Mike would be like, "OK fag, well what do you get when you put a baby in a blender? An erection!"
And then everyone would laugh and cringe all at the same time. The more fucked up the joke was, the more everyone enjoyed it. Summer camp was awesome. I'm definitely sending my kids. Best part of course: no niggers.
So when you and you're friends were telling each other these dead baby jokes, were you in residential treatment centers for mental disturbances? Because that shit isn't what normal kids do!
I was clear about where I was: summer camp, but you can call it whatever you want. Just like how I can call blacks niggers, and you a faggot.
So you and your faggot friends never tried to out joke each other? Your childhood must've been BO-RING. While I can't fix your humorless childhood, I can bring joy to your adult life:
What's red, white, and screams?
...peeled baby in a bag of salt.
I hope you're enjoying your fake af recreational outrage. If there's anything more I can do to enhance your experience, please don't hesitate to mention it.
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NoPatience4Libs ago
Just came acroos this on twitter, Courteney Cox talking about cooking a baby & masturbating back in 2014. This isn't normal
https://mobile.twitter.com/QAnon711/status/1023394033765363719/photo/1
draaaak ago
Dead baby jokes used to be "normal"...
Cc1914 ago
Really? When is this normal ?
draaaak ago
You and your friends never told each other dead baby jokes when you were kids? We mixed them in with all the racist jokes. Like, one of us would be all...
"Hey Mike, what's the difference between a nigger and shit on a stick? This stick!"
And then Mike would be like, "OK fag, well what do you get when you put a baby in a blender? An erection!"
And then everyone would laugh and cringe all at the same time. The more fucked up the joke was, the more everyone enjoyed it. Summer camp was awesome. I'm definitely sending my kids. Best part of course: no niggers.
Shizy ago
So when you and you're friends were telling each other these dead baby jokes, were you in residential treatment centers for mental disturbances? Because that shit isn't what normal kids do!
draaaak ago
I was clear about where I was: summer camp, but you can call it whatever you want. Just like how I can call blacks niggers, and you a faggot.
So you and your faggot friends never tried to out joke each other? Your childhood must've been BO-RING. While I can't fix your humorless childhood, I can bring joy to your adult life:
What's red, white, and screams?
...peeled baby in a bag of salt.
I hope you're enjoying your fake af recreational outrage. If there's anything more I can do to enhance your experience, please don't hesitate to mention it.
Shizy ago
Yeah, you got me! I'm a BORING fag! Better not waste your time with me, I just won't understand your sophisticated level of humor. Bye now!
draaaak ago
At least we can agree on something.