Wow. Got a rabbit hole here!
I found this https://imgur.com/gallery/8RDRG, http://archive.is/Kki1s
So, I plugged in the phone number and found this blog https://www.blogto.com/eat_drink/2017/07/toronto-fake-pizza-hotline/, http://archive.li/7zAk4
There's some speculation that the group behind the signs is The Marxist Nudist Taxidermy Club Toronto, a campy, fun-loving organization that's hosted unique events in the city, such as an award show called The Minties.
So, naturally, I had to look further, which led me to a password protected website. https://www.blogto.com/admin/login/?next=/admin/articles/article/add/#content_data, http://archive.li/rn9yf
So, I searched the name of the club directly, and was led here. Male nudity, a buck, and the communist flag, which is from the same blog that commented on the fake pizza ads. https://www.blogto.com/events/the-marxist-nudist-taxidermy-club-is-meeting-again/, http://archive.li/BOLFb
If you've ever wanted to join the MNT Club and become a pompous narcissist, then this is where you should go.
Dig a six foot hole for no reason with the time it will take to do this? And of course who doesn't love to watch erotic machete juggling? (second page) http://www.mntclub.com/agendas, http://archive.li/jCx8j
They seem to really like Maggie Thatcher and we all know how close she was with Savile.
Fourth card http://www.mntclub.com/valentines/
Their "college" featuring the black sun and crescent moon. The inhumanities? Sounds like more debauchery; up is down, down is up philosophy. http://www.mntclub.com/inhumanities, http://archive.li/cTBI4
BINGO! Here are a list of the books they've donated to the Ryerson Library http://nudevideos.eu/, http://archive.li/NHubH
Staff at the Ryerson University Library and Archives have also been surprised to find new titles added to our shelves throughout the past year. Donations to the library including books titled: My Erotic Life: Richard” Dick Nixon, Why Are Babies So Ugly? by Oprah Winfrey, Circus of Desire by Penelope Brimshaw, and Puppies for Africa by Jeffrey Sachs were found, anonymously donated, throughout the library.
With a little research, Ryerson Library staff was able to find the culprits and credit the donations to The Marxist Nudist Taxidermy Club of Toronto. The MNT club celebrated April fools day last year (2012) by making some library visits. The Ryerson library was one of only five libraries in Toronto to which the club kindly donated books that can’t be found anywhere else. The library is still on alert for the two missing titles from the MNT Books Project collection… https://library.ryerson.ca/asc/2013/07/mystery-images-found-around-the-library/, http://archive.li/22GhK
I wonder which Full House uncle they're talking about?
This weird and hilarious-looking event is held by the Marxist Nudist Taxidermy Club. We can’t vouch for whether there will actually be lemonade or signed photos of our favorite Full House uncle, but we are intrigued enough to make an appearance. https://brokenpencil.com/news/indie-events-june-18-24/ (unable to archive)
I think we all know about Full House and the sicko that Bob Sagat is, and how fucked up the Olsen twins are, and the pizza song they sang in one of the episodes.
Ultra deep rabbit hole here because of numerous things, but especially because The Pizza Underground is featured. Keep scrolling. https://thesmilingbuddha.ca/page/17, http://archive.is/aa35S
Macaulay, his band and Wax Mannequin are coming to the Buddha
Pedos, pedos, everywhere! puke
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Blacksmith21 ago
And Uncle Joey (Dave Coulier) must have done quite the mindfuck on Alanis Morrissette to make her write You Oughta Know.
Funny....notice he's back on TV in a GEICO commercial now? "Cut. It. Out."
Not saying anything about him. He seems to have a pretty clean bio on first pass.
Enigmatic_Continuum ago
I bet you're right about him being the uncle they're talking about, and he does seem creepy. I wonder what Alanis was even doing with him?!?!
I haven't seen the new GEICO commercial, but I'll keep my eye open for it. There's a YouTube channel called 'Pockets of the Future' that did quite a few videos about "Full House" and goes into detail about Dave Coulier and the others. He really drills down on them.
Blacksmith21 ago
https://www.hooktube.com/watch?v=5voMUGL1fdA
Enigmatic_Continuum ago
Oh, boy! I wonder how much he got paid for that. Thanks for the link.
By the way, you're on my shit list. I was out the other day and saw this guy walking in the parking lot with a Spiderman tank top on, and I immediately started thinking, "Schneiderman... Schneiderman..."
Blacksmith21 ago
Yanny/Laurel. YW.