Released at the box office this past weekend, "Show Dogs," ages 8+, 92 minutes long, grossed $6 million. Directed by Raja Gosnell
Written by Max Botkin and Marc Hyman
Starring Will Arnett as "Max," Chris "Ludacris" Bridges. Natalie Lyonne, Jordan Sparks, Gabriel Iglesias, Shaquille O'Neal, Omar Chaparro, and Stanley Tucci.
The plot - A Rottweiler police dog (Max) and his human FBI partner go undercover at a prestigious dog show to stop an animal (a panda) smuggling activity.
https://www.thewrap.com/will-arnett-to-star-in-family-comedy-show-dogs/
The film is actually normalizing "child grooming" and molestation - grooming children to be open to having people touch their privates even though they don't want it.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Show_Dogs
Max and his partner investigate the kidnapping of a baby panda by an underground network of illegal animal traders. They get a tip that the crime ring is planning to sell the panda at a prestigious dog show. The "macho" Max undergoes a makeover to go undercover - mud baths, ballet lessons, a Brazilian waxing - to enter the competition.
http://variety.com/2018/film/reviews/show-dogs-review-1202801297/
From the movie script - "Max needs to get it together, see, and let people touch his private parts or he might lose the competition and fail at his mission to rescue the kidnapped panda."
The day of the finals comes and the judge's hands slowly reach behind Max, and he goes to his "zen place." He's flying through the sky, dancing with his partner, there are fireworks and flowers. Everything is great - all while soneone is touching his private parts.
http://www.wvlt.tv/content/news/Does-kids-movie-Show-Dogs-promote-a-dark-and-disturbing-message-483248061.html
https://foreverymom.com/arts-entertainment/dog-show-movie-review-grooming/
So there you have it. Can't get any more in-your-face than this.
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Alpha_Voat_Protecter ago
WHAT THE ACTUAL GODDAMN FUCKING BULLSHIT IS THIS?!?! HOW THE BLOODY GOD-FORSAKEN HELL IS THIS DEGENERATE LUNACY MARKETED AS A GODDAMN "MOVIE FOR KIDS"?!?!?!?!
You know what, I've changed my mind. My previous policy of "not giving ShekelWood any of my money" isn't even close to 'good enough'. EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THESE DEMONS NEEDS TO BE ROUNDED UP INTO ONE TINY CRAMPED PRISON, AND THAT PRISON NEEDS TO BE NUKED REPEATEDLY FROM ORBIT, UNTIL THAT ENTIRE AREA GLOWS AS BRIGHT AS LAS FUCKING VEGAS FROM ALL OF THE RADIOACTIVE DEBRIS.
The public executions of these scumbags can't come fast enough.
fr33europe ago
How about this.
We all crowdfund a Falcon launch, and load them into the nosecone. The cone ejects them into orbit, and we can watch as they re-enter the atmosphere and burn up.
Alpha_Voat_Protecter ago
No, no re-entry. Fire them out of Earth's orbit on a collision course for THE GODDAMN SUN.
cthulian_axioms ago
Counterintuitive as it may seem, you actually need a metric shitload of Δv to put something on a collision course with the Sun. Kerbal Space Program taught me that, lol
Alpha_Voat_Protecter ago
Oh, I know, but we can use the "gravitational slingshot" method with the Earth, the moon, Mars, or Jupiter (our closest/largest targets for a slingshot) to cut down on fuel costs, and it is better to spend the extra effort making sure that there is no chance that any of them will ever return (and sending a clear signal of "We have no mercy for this atrocity. Repent now, or face a similar fate in the future." to any monsters we missed in the first round of arrests).