This article is currently on the TOP of the front page of Drudge

This seems like a VERY small article to be featured. There are a ton of numbers (digits) used in this article. (18-7-20-36-20-34-90-10-21) I'm almost certain it's a coded warning to pedos that things are heating up.

I need someone with better code experience to help see if this is a big nothing burger or not. The only thing I have nailed down is the 34 million combinations is a legitimate number, meaning that Dominos actually claims 34 million, so that number is not made up for this article. I find it strange that he chooses to use so many digits in liu of words or expressions ie: "a number of years" or "decades" etc...

"That means if one of us accidentally tops a pizza with too much pepperoni or cheese, or is a little heavy-handed with the tomato sauce on a given day, we could be headed to prison."

Prison for toppings? Unlikely. Since when do Dominos Managers write Op-Eds for Washington Examiner? This is his only submission AFAIK. Why is it front page on Drudge? Why does he list the amount of restaurants as 18 and his profile lists 16?

Jim Gerety

Chairman of the Board

16 stores in Texas

Term Expires: December 2020

Jim Gerety started with Domino’s Pizza Distribution in 1982 as a General Manager. He began in Southern California before moved on to Hawaii, Washington and Colorado. He left the company in 1985 and returned in 1988 as a General Manager for Roger Cohn’s commissary in Tucson, AZ. In 1999, he partnered with Roger Cohn and franchised in Midland/Odessa, TX.

Jim is married to Cassie, who serves as Operations Director and partner in the business. He has two daughters, Katie and Christine, as well as 3 stepchildren. Jim enjoys riding his 2011 Harley-Davidson Road Glide, 2008 Victory Vision and 2006 Honda Goldwing.

If some autists could give this a once over I'd appreciate it. Together we are much stronger.

Godspeed Brothers!