Not sure this is thread worthy and won't be removed. I was looking at Connecticut Avenue on Google Maps to see if I could walk down behind the building Beyond Borders shares with Jake's American Grille but had no luck. So after watching a video posted by Mr Gunk about 5 creepy things about the street I had a look at some other businesses.

Bath Express is next door to Besta Pizza. I think its part of a larger company called The Kitchen Guild. Had a look at the BathExpress website thinking won't be anything weird here. Then I discovered BathExpress' mascot just so happens to be the Panda Bear.

Cartoon shower

Hiding

Black and white towels. Relevant?

So I thought what a coincidence that this business would just happen to select a panda for their website. But what does it mean? What is the accusation? I decided to look at their second location in Fairfax, Virginia. Parked outside the building was this.

Mobile showroom

A mobile showroom. Windows covered. BathExpress charges $79 for the showroom to come visit your home. Let's put the street, panda mascot and the showroom together and throw out a theory. Does this vehicle have a working shower? Does it offer home visits for the perverts of Washington and Virginia?

I wasn't able to find a photo of inside the mobile showroom but I did spot this while reading the BathExpress blog. I've added the bold font myself.

The newest member of the Bath Express and Kitchen Guild Design Team is Michael Fields, an Oklahoma native who enjoys giving homes a bit of contemporary pizzazz by mixing natural and manufactured materials and textures. With a degree in design from the Art Institute of Fort Lauderdale and five years of kitchen and bathroom design experience in Florida, Michael is now living in Reston, Virginia and working with Bath Express and Kitchen Guild.

BathExpress mobile showroom, bringing pizzaZZ to your home.