Not sure this is thread worthy and won't be removed. I was looking at Connecticut Avenue on Google Maps to see if I could walk down behind the building Beyond Borders shares with Jake's American Grille but had no luck. So after watching a video posted by Mr Gunk about 5 creepy things about the street I had a look at some other businesses.
Bath Express is next door to Besta Pizza. I think its part of a larger company called The Kitchen Guild. Had a look at the BathExpress website thinking won't be anything weird here. Then I discovered BathExpress' mascot just so happens to be the Panda Bear.
Cartoon shower
Hiding
Black and white towels. Relevant?
So I thought what a coincidence that this business would just happen to select a panda for their website. But what does it mean? What is the accusation? I decided to look at their second location in Fairfax, Virginia. Parked outside the building was this.
Mobile showroom
A mobile showroom. Windows covered. BathExpress charges $79 for the showroom to come visit your home. Let's put the street, panda mascot and the showroom together and throw out a theory. Does this vehicle have a working shower? Does it offer home visits for the perverts of Washington and Virginia?
I wasn't able to find a photo of inside the mobile showroom but I did spot this while reading the BathExpress blog. I've added the bold font myself.
The newest member of the Bath Express and Kitchen Guild Design Team is Michael Fields, an Oklahoma native who enjoys giving homes a bit of contemporary pizzazz by mixing natural and manufactured materials and textures. With a degree in design from the Art Institute of Fort Lauderdale and five years of kitchen and bathroom design experience in Florida, Michael is now living in Reston, Virginia and working with Bath Express and Kitchen Guild.
BathExpress mobile showroom, bringing pizzaZZ to your home.
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Are_we__sure ago
Pandas are pretty common imagery throughout Washington DC as their zoo has giant pandas and there are only 26 zoos worldwide that have giant pandas. And particularly common in this area as the zoo is straight down the street.
Oh_Well_ian ago
' Pandas are pretty common imagery throughout Washington DC '
Yeah... no shit... DC is full of drug addled, kid fucking degenerate filth.
carmencita ago
And next door to Besta Pizza. Nothing to see here folks! One of their hiding in plain sight tricks.
Blacksmith21 ago
Proximity is what makes them suspicious. I would bet my last 5 bucks that every business on that block is part of the club.
That being said, they are a well known kitchen company as is the bath fitting company.
Yes, having pandas is an exclusive at the zoo. Lots of local businesses around the zoo incorporate panda imagery into menus, etc. The problem is the block CPP is located on is 3.1km from the National Zoo. There is no tourist traffic there. Panda context.
Think about this though, if you were in a wealthy, pedo-dense neighborhood, who would you call to work in your house? Bonded and pedosured? Also makes a good cover to plant cameras in houses (stretch).
carmencita ago
The zoo connection also stood out for me and YES I too remember a zoo near CPP. This is a mecca for supply of children. Also when there are shops that are connected on 1 block, you have to wonder, does one person own all that real estate? CIA, SA. Same MO possibly. Yes, it would be a perfect set up. Nothing with these people is a stretch of the imagination.
Blacksmith21 ago
The fact that the entire 5000 block was owned by a Saudi company and then sold [insert memory hole details here] to Klein, I think, casts suspicion on the entire block.
The zoo itself has not been scrutinized. Given the age of the zoo and penchant for DC tunnel digging, it wouldn't be crazy to think there may be physical linkage going up Connecticut Ave.
Understand the zoo is 1.5 miles from CPP.
Working off memory ATM.
carmencita ago
That's pretty good memory actually. Most def there could be linked tunnels. From what we have read there are tunnels all over this country and even linking Armed Forces Bases. Btw, where are our comments. I can't find them in the thread.