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MichaelClayton ago

I identify a wooden club as a gentle breeze, so when I bash him in the head with it it's not really manslaughter

scarlettm512 ago

I will identify as a 9 year old, too, so when I blow his brains out with a gun, it will be just a tragic gun accident because, as a 9 year old, I would be incapable of understanding the dangers of guns. Totally wouldn't be my fault.

millennial_vulcan ago

I identify as a criminal defense lawyer and would get you off.

Narcissism ago

I identify a chainsaw as a massager... so its not really manslaughter either.

MichaelClayton ago

kek