I'll tell you who's fucking behind it, you shouldn't believe me by any means, but I'll tell ya it's the Amish !

Those degenerates do some fucked up things behind those barn doors and I'm not talking about churning butter, but they're churning alright !

Bearded terrorists right in your backyard, armed to the teeth with muzzle loaders & pitchforks, yeah I've seen that X-Files episode.

Nah just kidding, it's those fucking devil worshipping jews, they cornered human trafficking centuries ago.