First, WTH is BDSM?

Wikipedia: The term "BDSM" is first recorded in a Usenet posting from 1991, and is interpreted as a combination of the abbreviations B/D (Bondage and Discipline), D/s (Dominance and submission), and S/ M Sadism and Masochism. BDSM is now used as a catch-all phrase covering a wide range of activities, forms of interpersonal relationships, and distinct subcultures. BDSM communities generally welcome anyone with a non-normative streak who identifies with the community; this may include cross-dressers, body modification enthusiasts, animal roleplayers, rubber fetishists, and others.

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The precise definition of roles and self-identification is a common subject of DEBATE within the community.

It’s probably a lax job, but I’d hate to be this “community’s” parliamentarian.