septimasexta ago

Alexa, why is James Alefantis the 49th most influential person in Washington D.C.? Alexa, who owns the Pegasus Museum located at 3518 REAR 11th St. Washington, D.C.? Alexa, how many shots were fired at Comet Pizza? How many customers/employees actually witnessed the shots?

Factfinder2 ago

"a real winner" not sarcasm, if that's how it came across. It's a winner because a mainstream publication undeniably made the assertion, and there's no possible way to spin the answer that doesn't sound completely ridiculous.

Factfinder2 ago

That first question is a real winner.

dassaer ago

I want an answer ... damnit

ciitizenone ago

Funny, over Xmas break I was helping aging parents clean their home and noticed they had bought one. So, in half jest, and after remarking how it's actually just a clever way to have a microphone in the home at times, I ask....

"Alexa, is Barack Obama a Muslim?"

Automated response was specific to that question with a resounding 'NO'.

"Alexa, where was Barack Obama born?" ... same type of response. Now why would they take time out of their product oriented programming and spend extra money to add in such opinions?

srayzie ago

Lol. My brother got us one for Christmas. To me that’s another CIA tool to spy on us! 😂 You should have saw my face when I opened it! 😮

Gothamgirl ago

Awesome Idea.

idontthinkso ago

Off topic memes based on #metoo. First 2 may be ok, the rest are probably NSFW. This is my 3rd account, not enough points yet to put in standalone post. Sorry for distracting from OPs idea.

https://i.imgur.com/UEHBlRN.png

https://i.imgur.com/BWigvcP.png

https://i.imgur.com/jwMdMNt.png

https://i.imgur.com/vrkMyeA.png

https://i.imgur.com/ZGRsHs7.png

https://i.imgur.com/dZ8brsp.png

https://i.imgur.com/GsofEGG.png

https://i.imgur.com/RNGszEv.png

https://i.imgur.com/ZA0prX3.png

Blowitwideopen ago

Now THIS! IS BRILLIANT! kidnapping hashtags for fun and profit.

srayzie ago

Good job!

Mylifeforanorange ago

I just about choked when I clicked the second link first. It’s shocking! 👍🏻

Cc1914 ago

I just asked ..why does NCMEC block people on twitter that are trying to find missing children?

GreenDell144 ago

Too funny.

Cc1914 ago

Right? The world is waking up 🤔

The_Savant ago

I hate to reference my own post, but since this trend is about Amazon you may find some useful information in here.

Where to start? Amazon key that lets a courier unlock your front door? Their "intelligent" cameras that can see in any conditions and stay on 24/7 - that were also funded by the CIA? Maybe we include that the cameras that thew CIA funded include this one that watches you change clothes.

Also, it is possible to point out that Bezos, owner of both Amazon and WaPo, may not be the most credible source for news considering his deal with the CIA. After all, they'll hire anyone - just ask Skippy!

carmencita ago

Oh Please! Do the one of Obama and the Hot Dogs! Someone Please. OR the TP one featuring the Abused Children. Please.

EricKaliberhall ago

Alexa, what's on the Haitian special that's "served" at Comet Ping Pong? #PizzaGate

Cc1914 ago

This is a great idea! I was getting my nails done the other day and the lady next to me who was in her early 50's knew all about pizzagate ! She even said pizzagate is real lol ! The rest of the people in the shop got to hear us talking so that was a good thing .

srayzie ago

That’s awesome! I’m gonna tweet some too! I’ve been busy gathering a bunch of information on something else.

DomKeyhote ago

Taking advantage of precious time as women are wont to do. Thank God you're here.

The dumbest most frivolous creatures alive I say. You know if y'all decided tomorrow that you don't need shiny rocks the little Congolese kids wouldn't have to kill each other and work in the mines? I bet you can't guess whos behind that brainwashing and violence.........(the kikes)

PigeonHerd ago

Diamonds aren't that valuable nor rare at all.

Frankincense trees, now there is a rare thing.

srayzie ago

Maybe don’t want to be ugly like your nasty ass. 👄💄💍💅🏻🧖🏻‍♀️👠👒👜🌸

pixiesbitch ago

Do you ever shut the fuck up

DankKeyhote ago

Cunt

pixiesbitch ago

Right back at ya stud!

NoBS ago

Not unlike google search and Amazon useful idiot marketing, they control the trending in "real" time.

The_Real_Wahrheit ago

Alexa, why does Chelsea Clnton always wear an upside down cross?

Alexa, who is Chelsea Clinton's daddy?

Ha heading to Twitter is a great idea. Kudos!