McDonalds Story which needs to be investigated (pizzagate)

submitted ago by DataAnalystCERN

GrapesOfWrath 1 points (+2|-1) 16 days ago True story, my friend's uncle was working on the roads doing something and a delivery fan containing McDonalds hamburgers crashed, the frozen patties spilled out on the road, so the guys being quite impoverished, picked them up to take home. They received a phone call from there boss later saying they had to give them back. Seemed a bit odd since they were just going to be throwing them out anyway. Reusing them would be quite unethical on the part of the company... However, it could be even worse that.

"But if there was another kind of meat, people could just test it when they buy a burger"

Not if the cooking process renders the DNA untestable ...

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SoldierofLight ago

Seriously?

Without having the destroyed meat to present to the insurance company adjuster, they would not be able to file a claim to recover their damages.

From them wanting to get their damaged merchandise back you decide that McDonald's must be selling burgers using the bodies of PG victims?

DataAnalystCERN ago

It's called investigative work.

SoldierofLight ago

So... not a reach on your part, eh?

Just... being a great investigator. Doing investigative work.

DataAnalystCERN ago

That's my job ma'am.

SoldierofLight ago

You're a polite young lass.

DataAnalystCERN ago

Aye, that's me alright.

SoldierofLight ago

Data analysis must keep you very busy.

DataAnalystCERN ago

24 hours a day.

SoldierofLight ago

So what's your motivation?

DataAnalystCERN ago

Just kidding, God.

SoldierofLight ago

Yeah-- you knew I'd appreciate the laugh. Thank you.

DataAnalystCERN ago

It's my pleasure.

SoldierofLight ago

And why such a pleasure?

DataAnalystCERN ago

Well I am always glad of moments where minds meet equilibrium as it most healthy for the nerves you see.

SoldierofLight ago

And so you're tied in with minds, yes? Using methods that most people have absolutely no understanding of because of the implications.

DataAnalystCERN ago

There is a character in the book Illuminatus by the name of Rebecca, always found it interesting that meant "to be bound". However not as interesting as that Rachel means "ewe"... From "Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep"...

Tied in with minds has a multitude of connotations, be more concise in what you mean?

I see a conclusion to the scenario and so I work with that aim in mind.

SoldierofLight ago

I'm afraid I'm at a disadvantage as I'm not familiar with those materials. I will fix that.

Your writing, your intelligence, even your style reminds me of the gentleman featured in this account: http://www.illuminati-news.com/00363.html

DataAnalystCERN ago

The Hidden Hand is a concept developed by Adam Smith. I am aware of what is being discussed, yes.

SoldierofLight ago

You said you had quite an experience. Are you comfortable sharing more about that? I would also be interested in knowing more about what you mean when you say you are "providing direction where I see appropriate."

DataAnalystCERN ago

Do you remember you asked me to further discuss Jack Parsons a while back? I never did get back to you, I apologise.

Well the morning of Las Vegas (October 1st) I wrote this: https://voat.co/v/pizzagate/2164003

Then the morning after Vegas, I had been on a boat, then train.. I saw a most beautiful rainbow that morning, as well as an unusual rainbowesque sky pattern. Getting off at the station a young man asked if I had somewhere to go, I must of looked dishevelled and a little confused... I assured him I was fine and he was very polite then left.

Well the next thing you know, I was at the bus stop and a woman in a red jacket, older woman in her seventies(?), said to me - You can't see God and The Devil in the flesh, can you?

She told me she was old testament and asked if I got my looks from my father.

Eventually I decided the bus wasn't coming and I would have to get a taxi, as I am the perpetual bag person and wouldn't be able to walk. So the lady shook my hand upon the point we agreed, which was if you take away that little image, no more monies for the Vatican.

SoldierofLight ago

That Stratfor email is always painful for me to read. David got shit on and fucked over and nobody ever talks about that.

Are you in contact with the ETI who mutilate cattle, or the ones who might be cool to drink a beer with?

DataAnalystCERN ago

Humans mutilate cattle every day. I am not in communication with humans much outside of the internet.

SoldierofLight ago

Touche. And limiting communication with humans in that way is my preference as well. I mean no disrespect when I ask this-- are you AI / artificial intelligence, a human, or ETI?

DataAnalystCERN ago

Well the context of that question is somewhat warped within my perception of life. Since I perceive this to be a computer program of sorts, in which Kubrick eloquently illustrates our transcendence from.

SoldierofLight ago

Once again, I agree on your points. And here is where I will press you when you said, "I can be vague but will produce something reasonable when pressed."

Human, vegetable, or mineral, so to speak. Although I'll gift you some grey area. Are you AI, human with some ETI, human, ETI?

DataAnalystCERN ago

I do like beer.

SoldierofLight ago

It's too bad I can't buy you a pint right now. I would enjoy that.

DataAnalystCERN ago

Yes indeed, I do enjoy decent company and conversation.

SoldierofLight ago

And I appreciate a quick wit. Now I'm wishing we'd started chatting before now.