McDonalds Story which needs to be investigated (pizzagate)

submitted ago by DataAnalystCERN

GrapesOfWrath 1 points (+2|-1) 16 days ago True story, my friend's uncle was working on the roads doing something and a delivery fan containing McDonalds hamburgers crashed, the frozen patties spilled out on the road, so the guys being quite impoverished, picked them up to take home. They received a phone call from there boss later saying they had to give them back. Seemed a bit odd since they were just going to be throwing them out anyway. Reusing them would be quite unethical on the part of the company... However, it could be even worse that.

"But if there was another kind of meat, people could just test it when they buy a burger"

Not if the cooking process renders the DNA untestable ...

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SoldierofLight ago

Seriously?

Without having the destroyed meat to present to the insurance company adjuster, they would not be able to file a claim to recover their damages.

From them wanting to get their damaged merchandise back you decide that McDonald's must be selling burgers using the bodies of PG victims?

DataAnalystCERN ago

It's called investigative work.

SoldierofLight ago

So... not a reach on your part, eh?

Just... being a great investigator. Doing investigative work.

DataAnalystCERN ago

That's my job ma'am.

SoldierofLight ago

You're a polite young lass.

DataAnalystCERN ago

Aye, that's me alright.

SoldierofLight ago

Data analysis must keep you very busy.

DataAnalystCERN ago

24 hours a day.

SoldierofLight ago

So what's your motivation?

DataAnalystCERN ago

Just kidding, God.

SoldierofLight ago

Yeah-- you knew I'd appreciate the laugh. Thank you.

DataAnalystCERN ago

It's my pleasure.

SoldierofLight ago

And why such a pleasure?

DataAnalystCERN ago

Well I am always glad of moments where minds meet equilibrium as it most healthy for the nerves you see.

SoldierofLight ago

And so you're tied in with minds, yes? Using methods that most people have absolutely no understanding of because of the implications.

DataAnalystCERN ago

There is a character in the book Illuminatus by the name of Rebecca, always found it interesting that meant "to be bound". However not as interesting as that Rachel means "ewe"... From "Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep"...

Tied in with minds has a multitude of connotations, be more concise in what you mean?

I see a conclusion to the scenario and so I work with that aim in mind.

SoldierofLight ago

I'm afraid I'm at a disadvantage as I'm not familiar with those materials. I will fix that.

Your writing, your intelligence, even your style reminds me of the gentleman featured in this account: http://www.illuminati-news.com/00363.html

DataAnalystCERN ago

I find his answers to be a bit wishy washy. I can be vague but will produce something reasonable when pressed.

SoldierofLight ago

Are you a member of one of the families?

DataAnalystCERN ago

Well I am definitely in contact with ETI, if that's what you mean.