Ok so what u do is notice his name is Armenian, Google it,

see if he looks like a gay jew,

Google it + pizza, find a blog entry where he took funny UrbanDictionary entries for famous writers among them

"Keats: One who has much intelligence, yet is reclusive and worryingly geeky. Enjoys exercising excessive control over friends and family. Wears leggings. Eats pizza only"

Search Keats pedophilia and find a stage play featuring Keats and pedophilia

Confirm Jew thru his article about attending Yale

Attending Dartmouth as a Russian Jewish immigrant whose father delivered pizza in suburban Connecticut, I was acutely aware that most of my educati was acutely aware that most of my education was going to come outside of the classroom.

Every. Single. Time.