Oh My God. I thought I was pretty hardened, nope, there's always another layer of horror.
PLAYBOY: Legend has it that after the birth of your daughter, you told a comedian friend that he could “finger her for a dollar.” That’s just a very sick joke, right? You didn’t really say that, did you?
BOB SAGET: I can’t lie and say it didn’t happen. I guess I could lie, but it’s too late for that now. The thing is, it was a very traumatic birth, and we almost lost my ex-wife. She was in intensive care the entire time. Paul Provenza, who directed The Aristocrats, came to visit me in the hospital. I was holding my baby, and I hadn’t slept and I’d been crying for four days. So obviously I was out of it and I wasn’t thinking clearly and… well… (Sighs deeply.) I don’t know what to say about this. I’m in huge amounts of pain. I know that my daughter and her friends are going to read this, and I don’t want to say anything that might hurt her. But it’s not one of those things I can just ignore and make disappear. I’ve said things I wish I could do over, and this would be at the top of the list. I guess the only thing I can really say in my defense is, I should’ve asked for more than a dollar. It should’ve been at least five bucks. This is my daughter, for god’s sake.
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eucalyptus_spearmint ago
Yeaaaaaaah. Hm. Well, it's not a secret that Bob Saget is vile....I remember he told a joke about his infant daughter. you'll have to scroll down to 20th question.. http://www.ericspitznagel.com/playboy/bob-saget-20ish-questions/
LightlyToasted ago
Oh My God. I thought I was pretty hardened, nope, there's always another layer of horror.
PLAYBOY: Legend has it that after the birth of your daughter, you told a comedian friend that he could “finger her for a dollar.” That’s just a very sick joke, right? You didn’t really say that, did you?
BOB SAGET: I can’t lie and say it didn’t happen. I guess I could lie, but it’s too late for that now. The thing is, it was a very traumatic birth, and we almost lost my ex-wife. She was in intensive care the entire time. Paul Provenza, who directed The Aristocrats, came to visit me in the hospital. I was holding my baby, and I hadn’t slept and I’d been crying for four days. So obviously I was out of it and I wasn’t thinking clearly and… well… (Sighs deeply.) I don’t know what to say about this. I’m in huge amounts of pain. I know that my daughter and her friends are going to read this, and I don’t want to say anything that might hurt her. But it’s not one of those things I can just ignore and make disappear. I’ve said things I wish I could do over, and this would be at the top of the list. I guess the only thing I can really say in my defense is, I should’ve asked for more than a dollar. It should’ve been at least five bucks. This is my daughter, for god’s sake.
pixiesbitch ago
Who the fuck would ever say that...and then using the fact his wife had a traumatic birth as an excuse...nah, pedo. Scum. Feel sorry for the daughter
TrishaUK ago
I used to enjoy watching Full House with my kids, now I feel violated just knowing what hes like! Disgusting, vile is the right word, person.
jenidaninja ago
and he was the "dad" in full house....no wonder the Olsen twins are weird as fuck ...on even married an old man.