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DankKeyhote ago

6 beers

srayzie ago

Oh great. I'm sure you're even more pleasant after drinking 🙄

DankKeyhote ago

That's how many it would take to bang her. Coincidentally I am never less than six deep.

srayzie ago

The fact that you feel the need to talk about your dick so much shows me that you have a little one. It must really bother you.

DankKeyhote ago

We haven't even talked about my dick in quite a while. That's what bothers me. Shall we switch to DMs again

srayzie ago

LOL you wish. If you want me to see your itsy bitsy wee wee so bad, use a camera that can zoom enough to see the little thing.

DankKeyhote ago

Holy shit, crayzie made a funny. More likely her husband is typing it over her shoulder. YOU'S A CUCK BRO

srayzie ago

I'm always funny BRO. My husband laughs at "donkey" stories because I've told him what a psycho you are. You wish you could be my cuck.

DomKeyhote ago

I wish you'd put live insects in my urethra and seal it with wax so I can enjoy the pain of them eating their way out. Or does that make me a "psycho" you judgmental bitch

srayzie ago

Oh i would happily do that for you. I could be a dominatrix for a day and gladly beat the shit out of you too.