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ASolo ago

The chick in the apartment next to me used to do PR work for the Make-A-Wish Foundation and told me they were having an annual charity dinner and she had an extra ticket so I decided to go for a free meal. There were a few B-list celebs there. I go to the bathroom and step up the the 3rd urinal from the right because there was a really short person on the 1st one and a tall one at the 2nd. I try to start peeing but I get nervous when there are other men in the restroom so it was taking a while. So, I hear the person next to me say "I'll show you mine if you let me suck yours." And I look over and the guy's head is turned, and I look at the 1st person and it's a kid about 12 years old who just looked shocked. So, the 2nd guy looks at me and it's YouKnowWho who gives me his trademark smirk/chuckle, then looks back at the kid and says "Come on, let me suck the cancer out of you." The kid ran out of the bathroom - without even washing his hands!! #2 looks at me and says "Kids have no sense of humor." I still hadn't peed, but decided to leave. (We're all making these stories up, right?) https://www.datalounge.com/thread/10510884-kevin-spacey